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Selectively Documented
Contributed by
SensitiveSoAbused
on
Thursday, 13th May 2004 @ 11:16:34 PM in AEST
Topic:
ambiguous
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Today, it is raining dictionaries.
Why, this page,
this word,
this line, this
Friend n.
-A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
-A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
-A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.
Pardon for a second!!
[watch me crabwalk, belly up]
Saints be damned, Roger,
I'm being pelted by these blasted dictionaries!!
Woosie Woo Wooo!
(I've been hit!)
#cough# Ah yes, now, then...
{Aieee!! Internal bleeding,}
{lying on the ground twitching, fun fun.}
Friend! Yes well #cough# this is you
Oy! Phil up this wine glass,
peasant, #cough#
good with cheese and no I did not
spell it wrong. What DO you think I am,
a Sarcophagus? #cough#
..sarcophegii...?
...dictionaries thudding all around me...
Oh Crusty Chicken,
i've just damn well been hit again!
{the apple pie in my pocket has been crushed
to oblivian!
my pants are wet.
Oh well, I seem to have lost control
of my anal sphincter!}
Splat,
"Cough."
Well, you've been wonderful
and I daren't say:
I've quite formulated
no way to repay you.
"Gasp, Wheeze."
I'd prefer,
(I would)
cats and dogs, I wonder
if my sister would like a slightly dented dictionary
It's her birthday sometime
several times
throughout the course of the entire
Ancient Egyptian History.
(selectively documented)
Copyright ©
SensitiveSoAbused
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2004-05-13 23:16:34]
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Re: Selectively Documented
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by lostinmyself on
Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 04:13:54 AM AEST
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this really made me smile!! good write hun,
*hugs* love phil xxx |
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Re: Selectively Documented
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by Spike on
Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 04:45:49 AM AEST
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| I prostate - no, prostrate myself before your obtuse genius.
Brilliant!! 5 stars and a small moon.
Spike |
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Re: Selectively Documented
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by Broken_Skin on
Friday, 14th May 2004 @ 09:05:55 AM AEST
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| well the lemon cheese seemed to think so. 5 stars and a large purple rhino.JOLLY GOOD SHOW!!! Splendid x |
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