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Fast Cars, Slow City
Contributed by
phildel
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Monday, 7th October 2002 @ 08:15:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
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My uncle has a ferrari,
Red and boy can it go,
Although we've only seen it
Exceed 20 on Grand Turismo...
It takes corners like a puma,
Hugs each slope and drop,
We know this cos they showed us
A demo film in the shop.
You see, this is London,
It's always faster to walk,
In fact you'd make more progress,
In a boat made out of chalk.
Nevertheless you get them,
Those like my uncle who try to be "bad"
He tells me sometimes "it was worth it"
(My uncle can't help being mad)
He's convinced his beauty
Awards him with womens smiles,
Still, in 30mins, it only does 10
And that's 10 metres, not 10 miles.
Copyright ©
phildel
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2002-10-07 08:15:00]
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Re: Fast Cars, Slow City
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by PrEtTy-PlEaSe on
Monday, 7th October 2002 @ 08:42:27 AM AEST
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| this is sooooo funny! LOL really made me laugh! cleverly written ! makes me feel sorry for you though when u ride in it ...oh sorry i didnt mean ride i meant crawl :P LOL just kidding! very well written I really enjoyed this poem! |
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Re: Fast Cars, Slow City
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by trinity_love500 on
Monday, 7th October 2002 @ 10:37:09 AM AEST
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I have a friend who's the same, in fact it's worse, he owns a car he NEVER drives cos he doesn't want to get it damaged!
Nice write!
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Re: Fast Cars, Slow City
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 8th October 2002 @ 05:36:09 AM AEST
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I can totally relate to this! Thanks for the read and the laff!!
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