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Family Reunion
Contributed by
skinsfan
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Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 03:17:07 AM in AEST
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When the family gets together,
It makes for an interesting day.
If there's other people around,
They never seem to want to stay.
First their are my Uncles.
Boy those guys can eat.
They always load the cooler,
With several kinds of meat.
Never mind the blessing.
It's get it while you can.
Eating times a war zone.
And you need a battle plan.
I reached across the table,
To give the ribs a try.
I recieved two broken fingers,
And an elbow to the eye.
Then there's my two cousins.
The loud ones of the bunch.
Things tend to get really messy,
When they are eating lunch.
Those two eat like pigs
And there really really mean.
They throw potatoe salad
And make projectiles out of beans.
They took a bowl of whip cream.
And dumped it on the wife.
I'm really kind of ashamed to say,
I never laughed so hard in my life.
But she made them two sorry,
She caught them by the fence.
Then she took some super glue
And glued them to a bench.
I have to say the worst of all,
Would have to be my brother.
He likes to drink lots of beer.
I mean one after the other.
He'll sit there and he'll giggle.
Then spread his legs apart.
Then he turns to face you
And fills the air with those beer farts.
I know his favorite beverage,
Is that Rocky Mountain Coors.
I just wish that he would keep,
The reprocussions in his drawers.
Well now that's my family.
I love each in there own way.
But still the best part of it all,
Is when we get to end the day.
Copyright ©
skinsfan
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Re: Family Reunion
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 03:48:27 AM AEST
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Fortunately i don't see much of my family! you are a master of the fart joke! 5 stars.
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Re: Family Reunion
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 06:38:41 AM AEST
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| Gah..I agree with Johnny..you must be a true master of these jokes..venkat |
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Re: Family Reunion
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by Jenni_K on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 07:07:36 AM AEST
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LMAO!! You are rediculous!! But I love it all... Will be smiling all day now at school thinking of this...
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Re: Family Reunion
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by thumper on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 07:09:41 AM AEST
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My granddaughter and I laughed all the way through this! Very, very funny!! Loved this poem. I don't have much of a family, and this poem makes me glad! Whew! don't have to go to reunions!
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Re: Family Reunion
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 11:48:41 AM AEST
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I am laughing so hard my sides hurt. I am afraid our reunions are quite so hilarious (thank goodness). LOLOLOL
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Re: Family Reunion
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by New_York_Chick on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 06:15:28 PM AEST
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hilarious
definetely made my day |
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Re: Family Reunion
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by lovingcritters on
Friday, 7th May 2004 @ 01:02:43 AM AEST
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How very funny and a lot more. I wish I had a family like yours. I'm the black sheep in mine, I have such a wonderful time (all by myself, that is!)
The have all grown old, and quiet, reserved, and sophisicated in the world.
I'd love to attend one of yours.....where everyone seems to have so much fun!
Funny Funny Funny Poem
You write great humor indeed
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Re: Family Reunion
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by AnGeL_M on
Tuesday, 11th May 2004 @ 11:15:12 PM AEST
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Omg My Stomach Hurts From Laughing So Hard Oh Lord This Was Funny I Enjoyed It !!!!
I Needed A Good Laugh Thank You :-)
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