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Trouble with nasal drip
Contributed by
skinsfan
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Tuesday, 4th May 2004 @ 02:54:59 AM in AEST
Topic:
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I just laid down in my bed
And was resting from a trip.
My nose started running,
From a case of nasal drip.
So I got up for tissues,
But, none could be found.
I could’ve woke the family,
With my bad sniffling sound.
Now listen when I tell you,
‘Cause it just isn't very funny.
You really shouldn’t sneeze,
When your nose is runny.
I first sneezed in the hall.
But, I caught it in my hand.
Next was in the living room,
Right beneath the ceiling fan.
Well that was just great.
Snot and bugers on the floor.
Just then I sneezed again
And covered it some more.
So now I had a big mess.
The wife sure would be hot.
If she walked in here barefoot,
Right through all of that snot.
So first I cleaned the floor,
Then put cotton in my nose.
You know that really works,
When your nostrils get the flows.
So I finally went back to bed.
That cotton sure was my savior.
I just hope the wife don’t find out,
About last night and my behavior.
Copyright ©
skinsfan
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Re: Trouble with nasal drip
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 4th May 2004 @ 02:59:08 AM AEST
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disgustingly brilliant! you have a natural ability for humour.
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Re: Trouble with nasal drip
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by kalika_vidya on
Tuesday, 4th May 2004 @ 03:11:07 AM AEST
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"Then put cotton in my nose.You know that really works, When your nostrils get the flows."..ha, ha,,..if no medicine works..can I try this on my hubby. lol..K
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Re: Trouble with nasal drip
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by Tripod on
Tuesday, 4th May 2004 @ 09:42:42 AM AEST
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| Excellent...A wonderfully done poem |
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Re: Trouble with nasal drip
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 4th May 2004 @ 01:30:53 PM AEST
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You always make me laugh till I am almost crying! I do suffer from this chronic condition and spring is my worst time of the year. I have had very similiar experiences so it really hit home and tickled my funny bone (or should I say nostrils).
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Re: Trouble with nasal drip
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by Jenni_K on
Thursday, 13th May 2004 @ 11:08:32 PM AEST
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You never fail to make me laugh..... Great write
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