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Plumbers Crack
Contributed by
skinsfan
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Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 12:10:57 AM in AEST
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What is with those plumbers
And their problem from the back?
Every time those guys show up,
They have to show their crack.
My wife was doing dishes.
I was working in the shed.
I stopped what I was doing,
When a scream rang in my head.
So here I come a running.
So much water soaked the floor.
I hydroplaned across the rug,
And stopped at our front door.
I checked the house for leaks
And I found a busted pipe.
Then I called myself a plumber,
When the wife began to gripe.
The plumber finally got here.
At first everything was fine.
But little did we know,
He’d soon be showing his behind.
I went to check his progress,
After drying all the floors.
As I got into the kitchen,
I saw his butt was out his drawers.
Now let me tell you brother,
I think nothing can compare.
To that plumbers nasty bottom,
All covered up in hair.
He soon was just a sweating,
It was dripping off his face.
It was running down his back,
Right down to that nasty place.
Then this guy cuts the cheese
And I sickened from the linger.
As if that weren’t enough,
He scratched it with his finger.
Well I had about enough of him
I said “ Leave and don’t come back.�
So you all watch out for leaky pipes
And those guys with plumbers crack.
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skinsfan
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Re: Plumbers Crack
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by shelby on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 12:21:41 AM AEST
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ohhhhhh youve got to stop this ur killing me with these funny poems awwwwwww I can picture it now ewwwwwwwwww ROFLMOA!!!!!!!
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Re: Plumbers Crack
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by thumper on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 12:34:17 AM AEST
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This is a riot!!! I can just picture it now! Very well put! But I must tell you, I'm married to a plumber and he doesn't show his crack.But that isn't speaking for all plumbers!! I do know of what you are speaking.Good flow and haliarious phrasing! I plan on reading more of your stuff.
Write on!!
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Re: Plumbers Crack
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by AnGeL_M on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 01:13:44 AM AEST
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OMG ROTFLMBO This Was Haliarious !!!!!!! I Know Exactly What You Mean By Plumbers Crack LoL :-)
Great Haliarious Write !!!!!!!!!!Loved It ....Very Enjoyable Read.....
********LoVe**AnGeL*********
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Re: Plumbers Crack
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 01:40:13 AM AEST
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LMAO. Had one in just last week and left the kitchen while he worked. Pants hanging too low because of the belly hanging in the front. I knew when he bent over the sight I would see.
You are a riot. You make my nights. I look for your work now before I go to sleep. Like to relax on a laugh or two or three.
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Re: Plumbers Crack
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by bernard on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 08:16:36 AM AEST
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I had a real good laugh at this hilariously funny poem. I can just imagine you skidding to the front door. I am glad that I am not a plumber fancy trying to keep up with your mates as to how much to show.
Top marks for a great fun poem.
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Re: Plumbers Crack
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by bj on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 11:21:33 AM AEST
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| good show!! good laugh!! |
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Re: Plumbers Crack
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 03:07:44 PM AEST
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you've created a scenario that can never leave me! great humour.
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