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The next time you poo
Contributed by
skinsfan
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Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 12:05:43 AM in AEST
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I write humorous poems just for laughs. If this offends anyone I apologize.
This may not seem real,
but I assure you it's true
The day I saved my shorts,
from a big mess of poo
In the back of a truck,
as we hit a bump
I started to squirm,
from the need of a dump
We gotta pull over,
I said with a shout
I said it again when,
it almost slipped out
When we got to a store,
I jumped from the back
But I had to go fast,
as it eased out my crack
Where is the toilet,
is all that I said
Then I started to sweat,
from a large turtle head
When I got to the door,
I started to dance
I had no time to spare,
as I pulled down my pants
I sat on the pot,
as it felt like a gift
But I soon wanted out,
as I gave it a sniff
I left there real quick
and went straight for the truck
My drawers we're still clean,
imagine the luck
Copyright ©
skinsfan
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Re: The next time you poo
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by lil_angel on
Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 12:10:41 AM AEST
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| Funny! gross! but funny! And well done! |
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Re: The next time you poo
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 12:21:49 AM AEST
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LMCAO !!! I don't even know how to begin to rate this piece. Too funny to even think on.
Rita |
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Re: The next time you poo
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by kidpoet_213 on
Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 01:26:38 AM AEST
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LMAO!
I laughed all the way thru this... Never thought about it in that way before... LOL! Funny stuff... Keep writing to keep us in stitches... I laughed so hard I almost cried...
Don't know what else to say about it...
~Donna~ |
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Re: The next time you poo
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by shelby on
Thursday, 29th April 2004 @ 01:42:27 AM AEST
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tales of after the poop Im dying now I really am toooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle |
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Re: The next time you poo
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by kylie on
Thursday, 26th May 2005 @ 11:20:11 AM AEST
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| i DONT KNOW ANYONE THAT COULD HAVE PUT THAT BETTER. VERY FUNNY. I NEEDED A LAUGH. THANK YOU FOR THIS!! KYLIE |
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Re: The next time you poo
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by Jaycee on
Friday, 27th May 2005 @ 08:09:07 AM AEST
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| Have been there! I guess you can write poetry about anything! |
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