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King of ***** and moan.
Contributed by
skinsfan
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Saturday, 24th April 2004 @ 07:54:48 PM in AEST
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King of ***** and moan
It just happened one weekend and now I'ts well known
In my neighborhood, I'm the king of ***** and moan
It takes time to cut the grass and I hate pulling weeds
Don't you hate the mess you make when using weed and feed
So listen my brother and listen good and hard
I don't want to see your mutt, come a poopin in my yard
It must of been on Friday, I just put the mower in the shed
My neighbors dog started coming and I started turning red
That dog just started sniffin, checking this and and checking that
Then he settled for some poopin and I went to get my bat
I made it to the front door and passed the flower bed
I saw my neighbors dog a working on a 4 inch turtlehead
My bat it came a whizin, and hit the fence post with a crack
That dog just took to running, with that funny arch still in his back
That dog looked back in my yard, then his poop fell in his own
I yelled take that you mangy mutt, cause I'm the king of ***** and moan
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Re: King of ***** and moan.
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 24th April 2004 @ 07:59:58 PM AEST
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You are a riot! It must a riot living in your neighborhood. I don't even know how to rate this one, except funny as he!!.
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Re: King of ***** and moan.
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by shelby on
Sunday, 25th April 2004 @ 01:17:27 AM AEST
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LOL again Im busting !!
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Re: King of ***** and moan.
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by Justalady on
Sunday, 25th April 2004 @ 06:48:32 AM AEST
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| Having seen a mangy mutt more than once I can truly enjoy these funny words. Got me laughing .... now how do I stop?? LOL June |
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Re: King of ***** and moan.
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by reprobate on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 02:47:56 AM AEST
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Well, I see that I'm not alone against fecal onslaughts! I DEFINITELY feel your pain!!!:~)
Great job...had to check it out after you telling me about it. Thanks 'loads'. (pun intended)
Mike |
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