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When dogs fear the night
Contributed by
skinsfan
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Saturday, 24th April 2004 @ 07:49:41 PM in AEST
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Now here's a story I don't often tell
The night my big bad dog got scared as hell
During the day my dog is the law
You just don't come into my yard at all
But when it gets dark he'll stay in his house
He won't even come out for me or the spouse
It just turned real dark and the critters were out
My dog suddenly sprung up when it jumped on his snout
Unknown to me as I snored like a log
My dog would be threatened by the feel of a frog
He ran out of his house and it all started there
Because he got tangled in line and that caught on a chair
When my dog looked around at that chair with 4 castors
It looked spooky as hell and he ran even faster
That chair flipped and banged and made such a clatter
I ran to the blinds to see what was the matter
When I got out the back door he ran by with ears down
Then here came that chair knocking me to the ground
My dog come round again and man was he truckin
I would have been knocked back down if not for my duckin
The chair flew by my head and hit the shed with a crash
The nitemare was over but the yard had been trashed
My dog dove in his house and finally stopped shakin
I went back to bed with my whole body achin
The very next day I installed a bright light
My dog once again rules the yard, even at night
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Re: When dogs fear the night
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 24th April 2004 @ 07:56:52 PM AEST
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LMAO, just goes to prove that no matter how big and brave we are, we are all scared of something at times. (still laughing)
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Re: When dogs fear the night
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by New_York_Chick on
Saturday, 24th April 2004 @ 08:15:29 PM AEST
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funny as hell
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Re: When dogs fear the night
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by ladyfawn on
Saturday, 24th April 2004 @ 09:29:58 PM AEST
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this is excellent and veryyy funny:) keep em coming and pats to your dogs *woof* hugs n' love nessa
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Re: When dogs fear the night
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by shelby on
Sunday, 25th April 2004 @ 01:20:32 AM AEST
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I can also picture this ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Glad to hear Im not the only one scared of bumps in the night lol poor doggy give me a love for me!!
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Re: When dogs fear the night
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by liquidsunshine on
Sunday, 25th April 2004 @ 10:30:03 AM AEST
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Thanks for making me giggle.
I loved it.
Bravo and encore.
Love,
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Re: When dogs fear the night
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by Key-holeGolf on
Sunday, 16th May 2004 @ 05:49:44 PM AEST
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| Genious! |
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