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Beans 2
Contributed by
skinsfan
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Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 12:29:29 AM in AEST
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Ten toes were facing up,
then ten toes were facing down
I was restless in the bed,
from eating red beans mixed with brown
If there's one thing in my life,
I need to get into my head
It's don't eat a bowl of beans,
right before I go to bed
I was settled for some sleepin
and I was good and tired
But nothing could match the pain,
that my belly had acquired
It shot out of my intestines
and right through my underwear
If not for the thickness of the covers,
you would have seen it in the air
Then I never was so worried,
in my entire life
I heard footsteps in the hallway,
OH NO here comes the wife
So I thrashed around the covers,
and it smelt like rotten eggs
But as it started smelling better,
I had to cross my legs
Once again I heard a grumble,
and my mind began to curse
This was going to be the big one,
twice as potent as the first
When she got into bed,
she just had to make it bounce
One last grumble won the battle
and I let go of every ounce
At first she kinda sat there,
then she turned with that one look
The one she always gives me,
when her temper starts to cook
She yelled at me for hours,
then she slapped me in the head
So remember when I tell you,
don't eat beans then go to bed
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Re: Beans 2
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 05:38:37 AM AEST
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OMG!!!!! Now this is something worth getting up early and reading...lmao.... First poem of the day!! Wow....I can't stop laughing.....
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Re: Beans 2
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by shelby on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 08:00:55 AM AEST
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ROFLMAO!!!!! OMG!! After reading the comment you left on mine I did come right here to read your this is sooooooooooooo funny Im busting !!
Ill have to send you the great bean caper I wont post it on here Ill mail it to you you will get a hoot out of it I wrote it for my dad lol!!
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Re: Beans 2
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by Justalady on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 08:37:44 AM AEST
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| Lord have mercy !! I just knew if beans were involved it would be explosive reading. I'll smile all day with this one. And thanks for reading my poems... Have a good day. June |
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Re: Beans 2
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 09:51:08 AM AEST
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LMFAO!! you have a true talent for comedy!
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Re: Beans 2
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 24th April 2004 @ 08:03:13 PM AEST
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You should seriously be on the road doing comedy. You are so funny and write so well.
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