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Family camping
Contributed by
skinsfan
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Thursday, 22nd April 2004 @ 11:41:10 PM in AEST
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I'm glad today is Monday, but I still fell like a dip
I talked the wife and kids, into a weekend camping trip
We hadn't even arrived yet when, the wife had my belly tossed
She yelled at me for hours because, that's how long we all were lost
We finally started camping, and things were going good
But then I got poison ivy, getting logs for firewood
So I came back a scratching, I built a fire and had a seat
Then the wife again was yelling, because I forgot to pack the meat
I was digging, she was fuming, is there no end to my pain
Then I got my answer, when I started feeling rain
When we got inside the tent, my dog added to my blunder
I left him in the rain and, he's scared to death of thunder
A crack was heard and hear he come, running like the wind
He ripped the tent and hit the pole, you should of seen it bend
I knew the trip was over when I, saw my wife just standing there
Boy she sure looks mean with, smeared mascara and wet hair
For a third time she was yelling; She said "Now you've gone too far"
"So grab that mutt and both the kids, cause I'm going to the car"
Now were home and things are calm, their all sleeping like a log
I just wish that I could sleep, but I got stuck out with the dog
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Re: Family camping
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by PhoX on
Thursday, 22nd April 2004 @ 11:51:48 PM AEST
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lol very funny to read, great write.
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Re: Family camping
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by bernard on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 04:48:12 AM AEST
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I just love the fun and can picture you with the wife and kids plus dog on a camping holiday and it pours down with rain. More in the same vene if you please thanks.
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Re: Family camping
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 05:41:24 AM AEST
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Keep then coming, Skinsfan....you're doing great!!!!
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Re: Family camping
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by shelby on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 08:05:42 AM AEST
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ohhhhhhh noooooooooo what a trip you had to return back home Ill bet you were glad. Dont fret to much about having to sleep with the dog cause right or wrong they love us long lol this is sweet Im sorry about your trip though lol.
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Re: Family camping
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 09:55:26 AM AEST
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brilliant! i've been in that doghouse myself a few times!
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Re: Family camping
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by ladyfawn on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 11:46:32 AM AEST
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| lol! cute and fun to read:) hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: Family camping
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 24th April 2004 @ 08:11:39 PM AEST
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Hilarious. I am not an outdoors camper, more of a Holiday Inn camper, but if I were this one trip would put me of it for good I think. Poor dog!
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Re: Family camping
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by arden on
Sunday, 25th April 2004 @ 09:20:09 PM AEST
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lol hilariuous. i love your writes, their so freakin funny! loved it well done.
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Re: Family camping
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by Cynthia on
Monday, 26th April 2004 @ 09:39:49 PM AEST
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| Hahahhahaha I enjoy reading your funny writes. There amusing. Excellent work. *S* Cynthia |
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