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I Hate the Name, norm
Contributed by
norm
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Saturday, 17th April 2004 @ 09:47:24 AM in AEST
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My name is norm, I'm sure you know,
The kind of name, when feeling low,
I'd like to cast, I'd like to throw,
At any bum or so and so.
It started when, I'd always fear,
My wife would call, "Norman, Dear!"
And all would turn, with half a sneer,
To see our norm, at whom to leer.
"Come on, Norman, right away!
I bought a bra, now, Norman, pay!
I'll show you when we go and play!"
Atop her lungs, that very day.
I love my wife, she's very sweet,
But I can't stop her 'Norman, bleat'
I cannot threaten, cannot beat,
My honey, dolly, miss petite.
If I say naught and she's left free,
There'll be black bats in my belfry,
I ask you this, please write to me,
Think you, bothersome, the name Jeffrey?
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norm
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Re: I Hate the Name, norm
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by shelby on
Saturday, 17th April 2004 @ 10:12:05 AM AEST
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adorable Norm and I like your name!! Cute poem
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Re: I Hate the Name, norm
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by bernard on
Saturday, 17th April 2004 @ 10:25:57 AM AEST
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Good poem Norm but how would you like the name Bernard Shaw? I have hated this name since I was five or so. Every strange person on hearing my name would say, "no relation to, The George Bernard Shaw." I have heard this or a similar remark every time my name is mentioned. It drove me nearly potty untill I told myself they could all go to H**** So cheer up Norm you could have been called Cuthbert or something like it.
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Re: I Hate the Name, norm
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by emystar on
Saturday, 17th April 2004 @ 08:43:41 PM AEST
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Good work.
luv your humor.
One thing for sure if she should leave before u you'd grieve yourself to death jus to hear it one more time.
Awesome write.
luv, huggs, nic name,
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Re: I Hate the Name, norm
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by Stitch on
Monday, 19th April 2004 @ 02:56:01 PM AEST
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Ummm, did Jeff say you could use his name?
*smiles*
Norm, your humor is so understated and wonderful.
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