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An Ode To Wildejohnny
Contributed by
AliB
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Sunday, 4th April 2004 @ 06:31:47 AM in AEST
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Wildejohnny is a funny man
He really makes me laugh
He writes about the strangest things
He sounds a little daft
He lives somewhere in England
And used to watch Dr Who
I think he likes potatoes
And Mother Theresa too!
He’s getting quite a fan club
Makes all us girlies smile
He’s even named his private parts
He calls them Willywilde!
Then he turns into Mr Soulman
Wants to melt underwear and hearts
Pretends he’s got a frog stuck in his throat
Probably sounds more like Bart (Doh!!)
I’ve gathered from his comments
He was bullied as a kid
Doesn’t like being serious
Oh yeah, and he’s got a shiny head
He’s concerned about our rubbish
And used to make prank calls
Then asks us if he’s normal
The man’s certainly got balls
Crop circles make him wonder
If it’s aliens or just a joke
A poem about a tractor tyre!!
He is a funny bloke
His granny is a rap star
And he wants to rule the world
His partner truly is a saint
I pity the poor girl
Well Johnny, I’m all poem’d out
Don’t know what else to say
But thanks for all your splendid work
You really make my day
Copyright ©
AliB
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Re: An Ode To Wildejohnny
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by Dawny on
Sunday, 4th April 2004 @ 06:33:34 AM AEST
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LMAO
This is great, couldnt have put it better myself. Johhny, your an asset to YPDC, brilliant poem!!
Love Dawny x |
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Re: An Ode To Wildejohnny
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 4th April 2004 @ 06:40:00 AM AEST
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Ali, this is exceptional. Brought back some really smiley memories of all his funniest poems, with wit and style.
I'm sure he'll she'd a tear or two (in laughter).
Great job. |
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Re: An Ode To Wildejohnny
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 4th April 2004 @ 07:03:48 AM AEST
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I'm flattered and completely speechless! thank you.
wildejohnny. |
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Re: An Ode To Wildejohnny
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by AnGeL_M on
Sunday, 4th April 2004 @ 07:28:31 AM AEST
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EXCELLET WRITE......I Love It :-)
Couldn't Have Done Better Myself...
I've Not Been On YPDC Long LoL But That Ole Wildejohnny He's Cool And Very Funny .....
I Love Reading His Poems :-)
You Done A Terrific Job On This :-)
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LoVe,,,,AnGeL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Re: An Ode To Wildejohnny
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by Stitch on
Sunday, 4th April 2004 @ 08:29:10 AM AEST
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He’s concerned about our rubbish
And used to make prank calls
Then asks us if he’s normal
The man’s certainly got balls
(Eight of them, I hear!) AMEN! I just love this!
You have described our lovely Englishman to a tea!
Stitch |
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Re: An Ode To Wildejohnny
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by bernard on
Sunday, 4th April 2004 @ 08:37:45 AM AEST
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| First Class poem and a tribute both to Wildejohnny and to yourself. I loved it a poem after my own heart.Keep writing you have much talent from bernard. |
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Re: An Ode To Wildejohnny
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by Avarice_Riot on
Sunday, 4th April 2004 @ 09:54:35 AM AEST
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| Lmao, great tribute to him, that definitely put a smile on my face! |
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Re: An Ode To Wildejohnny
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by Kie on
Sunday, 4th April 2004 @ 11:50:27 AM AEST
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| Awww what a nice thing to do-- to write something about wildjohnny. Your poem was filled with humor and insight and you did a great job on this one... Kie |
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Re: An Ode To Wildejohnny
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by silent on
Monday, 5th April 2004 @ 06:02:30 AM AEST
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He is one of my favorites too, always knows how to make one laugh. I treasure his writes and always look forward to them. You wrote a perfect tribute to an awesome writer, which makes your writing brilliant as well.
Great write,
Silent |
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