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GobbleOink

Contributed by justjames on Friday, 2nd April 2004 @ 11:14:47 PM in AEST
Topic: oops

GobbleOink is so cool
GobbleOink is my friend
GobbleOink I'll love you
Right till the very end.

One time we were playing a game
It wasn't all that hard
But then something happened
He kicked me very hard.

He said it was an accident
It wasn't me he tried to hit
I got really mad
And killed that Gobble.

Now I'm all alone
I have no GobbleFriend
I'll be alone forever
Alone right till the end.

I can't go on without him
I don't know what to do
I feel so bad for killing him
For now I'll take a poo.

A few years down the road
Someone was at my door
GobbleOink had a daughter
Her name was the GobbleWhore.

She wanted to see her daddy
She hadn't heard the news
"Oh hunny, your dad is dead"
Then she took my shoes.

I chased that GobbleWhore
She went right to her pimp
That hoIe broke my leg
Now I have a limp.

I limped all the way home
I thought of what to do
Then I got an idea
I'll take another poo.

I dug up GobbleOink's grave
I looked at his gobble body
I winked at him and said
"Man, your daughter's a hotty!"

Right then he grabbed my throat
He started choking me
"GobbleOink you're alive!"
Then I started to pee.

How was he still alive?
I didn't really know
He went to see his daughter
He called her the GobbleHo.

He got me back my shoes
My shoes I really love
He took a in them
So I hit him with my glove.

That was all he could take
He really died again
I killed my GobbleOink twice
Then I stabbed him with a pen.

I have an anger problem
I get mad really easy
I need to get some help
Your mom is really sleazy.

I have a new idea
I'll go see the GobbleHo
She can make a new one
GobbleOink 2.0!

She said she wouldn't help me
So I killed her too
You better leave me alone
Or maybe I'll kill you!

I got the GobbleHo stuffed
And put her on my shelf
The I got my gun
And I killed myself.

Now I'm down in hell
Back with my dear friend
I'm here with my GobbleOink
Together in the end.

Down in hell it's really fun
I'm done writing this
Hey, look it's Hitler
On him I take a .

Copyright © justjames ... [ 2004-04-02 23:14:47]
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Re: GobbleOink (User Rating: 1 )
by Whisper on Saturday, 3rd April 2004 @ 01:37:27 AM AEST
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Tee Hee I rather enjoyed that bit of fluff.:-)

Whisper

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