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Ping Pong
Contributed by
twinkletoes
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Tuesday, 30th March 2004 @ 08:49:29 PM in AEST
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T.V has us in a headlock
And I think it not fair
when the media mogel giants
tell woman what to wear.
How times have changed
I thought inside my head
Johnny Cash is being called
Johnny EFPTOS instead.
And what about the latest?
The Ping Pong controversy!
They have been loosing viewers
the reason; there’s not enough skin to see!
The girls don’t wear skimpy clothes
Their figures are not in view
If they gave me a ring and asked me
I’d tell ‘em what to do?
Take them off I’d say
Play Ping Pong wild and free
Let your body parts shake and sway
And float around in the breeze.
I would suggest nude Ping Pong titles
Nude referees and a nude Ping Pong mag.
And if a country has a well endowed player
They would have somewhere to hang their flag.
Then there are the important sponsorships
Where would the emblems be put?
Well there are all sorts of places for them
And I don’t mean on the sole of a foot.
It is the perfect answer
To end Ping Pong’s troubles and woe’s
EVERYONE playing Ping Pong
Should take off all their clothes!
Copyright ©
twinkletoes
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2004-03-30 20:49:29]
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Re: Ping Pong
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by Mortis-Dark on
Tuesday, 30th March 2004 @ 08:58:04 PM AEST
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This was a great wirte :D. The images i got were great :D.
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Re: Ping Pong
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by Baronhawk on
Tuesday, 30th March 2004 @ 09:14:02 PM AEST
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| Ha ha ha Funny! I have never watched ping pong but if what you say is true I might be watching it soon....off with their clothes indeed! Funny topic in a nicely packaged write. Of course after that noone will care where the ping pong ball falls we will be watching other undulations. |
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Re: Ping Pong
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by ladyfawn on
Tuesday, 30th March 2004 @ 09:15:46 PM AEST
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| lol@you twinkles! that would certainly up the viewers lmao, hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: Ping Pong
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by STRaNGe_LiNDSeY on
Tuesday, 30th March 2004 @ 09:21:25 PM AEST
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Re: Ping Pong
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by STRaNGe_LiNDSeY on
Tuesday, 30th March 2004 @ 09:21:53 PM AEST
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| nice twinkle :) lemme know when this change takes place and i shall surely be front row. Thank you for the laugh |
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Re: Ping Pong
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 30th March 2004 @ 09:38:41 PM AEST
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This is a riot, tt. I can just see the sport of ping pong jumping to the forefront of the sports world now! The commentary should be interesting to say the least.
LOL
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Re: Ping Pong
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by Avarice_Riot on
Wednesday, 31st March 2004 @ 09:04:59 AM AEST
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| Lmao, the last line in the poem should really work! ;) |
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Re: Ping Pong
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 31st March 2004 @ 02:54:30 PM AEST
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*grins* I think i'm going to start watching more ping pong . . .
amusing write.
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Re: Ping Pong
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 2nd April 2004 @ 01:54:43 AM AEST
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what a laugh! my sentiments exactly, i know it's gonna take me a while to shake those naked ping pong players out of my head!
lmfao!
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