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Unwelcome visitors
Contributed by
AliB
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Sunday, 28th March 2004 @ 04:23:47 PM in AEST
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My daughter watches tele
Then goes to scratch her head
Oh no!! We've not got visitors again
I thought that they were dead
Those necky little bleeders
They cling to my baby's hair
Tried lotions and potions
Conditioners, the lot
But they just don't seem to care
It's clean hair that they go for
So she'll not wash hers for a while
Thing is hers is nearly down to her bum
It could end up smelling vile
I bet they sit there thinking
"She thinks she's got rid of us
Let's catch her when she's not looking
And watch her making a fuss"
"Make sure you hold on tightly
She's clever this one you know
She even soaked us in vinegar once
She really wants us to go"
What happened to the nit nurse?
Head down, quick look and you're done
I sit here looking for solutions
Scratch my head if you'll pardon the pun
So once again out comes the nit comb
I painstakingly comb each strand
If you know of anything else that works
Would you kindly let me know the brand?
It's nothing to be ashamed of
Most school children are hit
But why do they insist on returning
Our unwelcome visitors..................
The Nit!!!
Copyright ©
AliB
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2004-03-28 16:23:47]
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Re: Unwelcome visitors
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Sunday, 28th March 2004 @ 04:29:22 PM AEST
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LMAO!! Yes..I remember all too well my school girls days.... Thank God I haven't seen nor heard of those visitors in decades!!!
I enjoyed the write tho..... Good humor...
Jenni |
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Re: Unwelcome visitors
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 28th March 2004 @ 04:30:52 PM AEST
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This is a subject close to my heart i was taunted as a child for being a fleabag! but God helped me out he waited till i was about 30 then he made me bald!
Children seem to be more understanding nowadaysi loved your humerous approach to this,
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Re: Unwelcome visitors
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by Baronhawk on
Sunday, 28th March 2004 @ 04:40:56 PM AEST
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| Ditto... I can relate to his.. my two wee nephews contracted this "unwelcome visitors" from friends at their nursery... now the entire household all of us are having to look out and use those dreadful red and smelly shampoos...arghhhhhhh luckily I have been spared so far.. but I take precautions just as well...he he he nice write!...a very humorous but relevant topic! |
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Re: Unwelcome visitors
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by afraid_of_fear on
Sunday, 28th March 2004 @ 05:09:21 PM AEST
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wow this is great, i love it! made me laugh; i needed that, thanks!
charlotte x_x_x |
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Re: Unwelcome visitors
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by Dawny on
Monday, 29th March 2004 @ 03:07:17 PM AEST
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LMAO, very original...annoying little things aint they just. Loved it, made me laugh!!
Love Dawny x |
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Re: Unwelcome visitors
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 31st March 2004 @ 06:33:50 PM AEST
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An excellent rhyme here, told with sheer wit and motherly wisdom.
Loved it.
Great job. |
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Re: Unwelcome visitors
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by ladyfawn on
Wednesday, 31st March 2004 @ 06:42:07 PM AEST
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| hi ali, oh poetess who goes where none have gone b4 lol, there is something called qwell that is from a doctor, great stuff, hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: Unwelcome visitors
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by skinsfan on
Tuesday, 27th April 2004 @ 02:57:45 AM AEST
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| Just when I thought I read about everything, a poem about nits is born. This is really good. Awesome job-skinsfan |
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