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Groundhog Abuse
Contributed by
Cynthia
on
Friday, 26th March 2004 @ 11:53:29 PM in AEST
Topic:
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People go pounding
upon his door at
6 o'clock in the morning,
to get his fat,
lazy out of bed.
They grab him by the
scruff of his neck
and hold him high
in the air.
Is he going to see
his shadow or not?
The groundhog sees
his shadow and exclaims,
"I've gained a little
weight this year!"
Other places in the world
our little, furry fat friend
pokes his head out
of his hole and says,
"Nope, no shadow this year."
He gets grabbed,
before he can get
back into his hole.
"Hey, put me down,
it's not my fault
I can't see my shadow,
it's a cloudy day,
get a life!!"
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Feb.2/2004
Copyright ©
Cynthia
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2004-03-26 23:53:29]
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Re: Groundhog Abuse
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by Claire on
Friday, 26th March 2004 @ 11:56:46 PM AEST
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| I love the characterization of the groundhog and the description of how much more powerful, violent, and without feelings humans seem when relating with him. Feb. 2 is groundhog day in Wisconsin, too! |
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Re: Groundhog Abuse
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by arden on
Saturday, 27th March 2004 @ 12:01:56 AM AEST
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lol very cute. i love this. wonderfully done.
Arden |
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Re: Groundhog Abuse
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by ladyfawn on
Saturday, 27th March 2004 @ 12:19:42 AM AEST
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omg cynthia!! this is tooo funny and i mean funny! i am laughin' my arse off here roflmao... i love how your mind works, keep writing!! hugs n' love nessa
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Re: Groundhog Abuse
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by Rakerman1999 on
Saturday, 27th March 2004 @ 12:20:58 AM AEST
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lmao...I loved this
Roses
Larry |
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Re: Groundhog Abuse
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by emystar on
Saturday, 27th March 2004 @ 01:38:27 AM AEST
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Good work and a bit funny. Poor ground hog.
luv, huggs,
emy |
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Re: Groundhog Abuse
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 27th March 2004 @ 11:14:54 PM AEST
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| :( thats almost as sad as cow inequality lol, thats really cool that you can write about whatever like that and make it good and full of emotions |
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