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The Teddy Bear Cub is on the way
Contributed by
norm
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Monday, 22nd March 2004 @ 11:38:05 AM in AEST
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You ladies start your knitting
And you also start your sewing,
Mrs. teddy bear, you see
Has just astarted showing.
No registery at Macy's
Rather register at norm's
He will handle baby shower,
See to baby's college dorms.
Please no birds..or even swallows.
Required gifts as follows:
A small, medium
and large chair
For a small, medium and large bear,
A kitchen table for three,
To drink their evening tea,
Bowls of assorted sizes,
For when the family rises,
A bed for every bear,
Means three delivered there.
You are welcome, come apeeping,
When they set up their housekeeping,
You'll be known by different knocks
Wherein once lived Goldilocks.
The cub's due in September,
Mark it down and please remember,
They rely upon your gifts,
To give their spirits bouyant lifts.
Copyright ©
norm
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Re: The Teddy Bear Cub is on the way
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 22nd March 2004 @ 11:45:06 AM AEST
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put me down for a platinum card membership! nice one!
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Re: The Teddy Bear Cub is on the way
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 22nd March 2004 @ 12:18:31 PM AEST
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love it sweet poem
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Re: The Teddy Bear Cub is on the way
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by Jolly on
Monday, 22nd March 2004 @ 01:40:18 PM AEST
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| awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (smiles) |
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Re: The Teddy Bear Cub is on the way
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by AliB on
Monday, 22nd March 2004 @ 02:42:59 PM AEST
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Lol, I liked that. Ahhh bless I've marked it in my calendar, will expect a photo when its born!!!!
Ali xx |
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Re: The Teddy Bear Cub is on the way
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by lovingcritters on
Monday, 22nd March 2004 @ 02:59:08 PM AEST
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Norm this is just the greatest of all news.
You're going to be a grandpa again?
I can just see you hugging that little bear cub.
Course I must warn you, 'cause I lived in Bear Country.......don't hug it when it's Mom is in view!
We may never see hired nor hair of you!
Mother's of cubs can be very vivious you know.
Be very careful when you go to their door to deliver a gift.
I'd knock on their door and then run like a son of gun or you could end up as a stiff?
Is it all right if I just send a spoon for the baby?
Postage is so high, that's all I can afford you know.
I'll be so anxious to see the little cub, be very careful when you take it's picture too! Wait until it's Momma can't see you!
And congrat Grandpa Norm Bear.....how wonderful for you I hope?
lovingcritters and bears too
consue |
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Re: The Teddy Bear Cub is on the way
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by bernard on
Monday, 22nd March 2004 @ 03:03:25 PM AEST
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| All new borns are wonderful and I like the baby bear it is an excellent poem. Please place a photo on the list when it is born. I would love a baby bear for my homepage. Keep smiling from bernard. |
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Re: The Teddy Bear Cub is on the way
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by ladyfawn on
Monday, 22nd March 2004 @ 07:09:33 PM AEST
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| norm, this is adorable, hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: The Teddy Bear Cub is on the way
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by Stitch on
Wednesday, 24th March 2004 @ 06:47:04 PM AEST
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Thought I'd give you one more chance
dearest Norm, just one more dance
So I checked out this Teddy thing
for one last reading fling
I'll congratulate you then
on your poem
and incoming friend
sounds like it will be fun
do you suppose there's more than one?
Stitch |
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