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Wife Trouble
Contributed by
norm
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Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 08:31:43 AM in AEST
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I told my wife I found true love,
This girl was sent from high above,
No way my wife could she compete,
This girl just had her truly beat.
My wife she heard and loudly laughed,
She went to me and stood abaft,
"Listen, worm", I heard her say,
Here's the way we're gona play."
"See that door, I'm changing locks,
Get you out in only socks.
Want you back, you let me know,
You darn well know, I've got the dough!"
I felt quite strong. I gave no darn,
My new girl she heard the yarn.
"You have no dough?", she said to me,
"Please get lost, I'm done with thee!"
Surprised I be, Surprised I was
I'll have to give my wife a buzz,
And play the game the way she said,
And not to let my face get red.
Listen kids, It's all a lark,
Like playing baseball in the park,
Sometimes you hit a triple run,
Sometimes it really's not much fun.
And if you do not play the game
Life becomes so bloomin' tame,
And that's why many can't go far,
Their hands get caught in the cookie jar.
Copyright ©
norm
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Re: Wife Trouble
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 08:58:51 AM AEST
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Boy, Norm......you had me worried there for a minute or two.......you without money....then another friend for me.......and that's not funny.
I guess you will never learn. You know woman have the purse strings, and will never give them up. I hope you find your way back to Pearl........she's a nice lady , but if I was she.......the divorce papers at you I'd whirl. My goodness after your 39 years....you should have known better that's for sure!
Skip the email.......I like rich friends.....not has beens!
your devil's advocate
consue
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Re: Wife Trouble
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 09:04:05 AM AEST
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hmmm! marriage I'll give it a miss, but an unmissable piece of work.
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Re: Wife Trouble
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by shelby on
Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 09:47:55 AM AEST
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Norm Norm Norm
you have a pearl in wife Shirl
so mind your p's and q's
I fear if you want to play around
she may give you a whirl lol
cute poem Norm |
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Re: Wife Trouble
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by katyqueen35 on
Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 10:58:25 AM AEST
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shame shame shame...........
lol funny poem. |
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Re: Wife Trouble
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by Putteragain on
Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 11:57:58 AM AEST
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funny stuff as always notty notty
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Re: Wife Trouble
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by Jolly on
Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 04:32:26 PM AEST
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| say it ain't so Norm...lol. someone wanted you for your $$$...or am I not understanding the poem???? usually they're so clear, but Im feeling kind of muddy today... |
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Re: Wife Trouble
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by Stitch on
Wednesday, 24th March 2004 @ 04:55:39 PM AEST
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Dear Norm,
Alas, I've played this game
I wish the ending were so tame
You know it isn't any fun
when one of the threesome
owns a gun.
Stitch |
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