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Talk Show Syndrome
Contributed by
Gypsy
on
Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 02:32:56 AM in AEST
Topic:
SongLyrics
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U say yer not working, and yer always stoned.
Yer wife is cheating and shes never home.
Yer lifes a mess and yer always alone.
Then pick up the phone ,
and call Jenny Jones.
(chorus)
An all expience paid vacation to another state.
So lock up yer trailer, and pack up yer mate.
The stage is yours,
they'll hook U up with a mic.
U got Talkshow syndrome ,honey don't be late.
U say yer sister is preganat by her sleazy pimp.
Yer cousins a stripper, and shes big as a blimp.
Yer brother confides hes a cross dressing swinger.
So pick up the phone and call Jerry Springer
(chorus)
Yer father has taken a much younger wife.
The choices U've made, they've messed up yer life.
U found out yer mothers boobs R fake.
Baby, pick up the phone and call Rikki Lake.
(chorus)
Copyright ©
Gypsy
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2004-03-18 02:32:56] (Date/Time posted on
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