|
 Menu
|
|
|
|
|
Social
|
|
|
|
|
Foot in Mouth
Contributed by
twinkletoes
on
Monday, 15th March 2004 @ 12:08:59 AM in AEST
Topic:
ambiguous
|
I have read the papers and seen it on the news
The whole Pommy nation has fallen in the blues!
They’ve spent a billion big ones to try and stop the spread
Of a terrible disease, the Foot in Mouth dread.
If they’d of asked us Aussies we’d have given it to them straight
But they would not have listened for this truth they have much hate.
Australia has been pestered for near on Hundred’s o’ years
From this deadly Pommy curse of thickness between the ears.
It has no regard for borders and this to you I’ll prove
That the disease Foot in Mouth is in Oz. and on the move.
There have been many outbreaks out across our sweet home ground
With Car and Property Salesmen and the Politicians that run around.
I have always taken precautions on leaving car yards and offices
To scrape my boots and remove the goo that comes out of their speaking orifices.
It might even be to late I could have it and don’t know it!
I guess my chances are high enough because I am a Poet.
Copyright ©
twinkletoes
... [
2004-03-15 00:08:59]
(Date/Time posted on
site)
Advertisments:
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more
|
|
All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry
Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any
comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please
contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title
etc.
|
|
|
Re: Foot in Mouth
(User Rating: 1 )
by jbrow on
Monday, 15th March 2004 @ 12:17:21 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
I like this one alot
p's
Gene |
|
|
Re: Foot in Mouth
(User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on
Monday, 15th March 2004 @ 12:25:43 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
I think it has spread worldwide. It is definitely in Washington, D.C. right now! I think it might thin out a little come November when all the campaigning is over. LOL. Not much though, I can guarantee that.
Rita |
|
|
Re: Foot in Mouth
(User Rating: 1 )
by DreamWeaver on
Monday, 15th March 2004 @ 04:47:11 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
I'm sure Johnny will enjoy this one ... and yes, I would say twinkles, that the chances of you having foot in mouth are extremely high!
Jan |
|
|
Re: Foot in Mouth
(User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on
Monday, 15th March 2004 @ 06:38:35 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
you old flatterer you! and i agree with every word
i've admitted we create problems,
that we really should have sorted,
i'll pack my bags and note book,
ready to be deported!
good work
wildejohnny.
|
|
|
Re: Foot in Mouth
(User Rating: 1 )
by Rakerman1999 on
Monday, 15th March 2004 @ 12:16:12 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
lol@Jan ........My friend, this was perfect. Very funny and right on the mark. Foot and Mouth is always followed closely by Athletes Tongue ya know!
A drink for my friend :o)
Larry |
|
|
Re: Foot in Mouth
(User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on
Tuesday, 16th March 2004 @ 09:28:04 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
| lol twinkles! enjoyably fun! lol@gooy boots heh, hugs n' love nessa |
|
|
|
· 
Poetry
Community
Members
Areas
Reference
Search
Top
Others
