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-Prince Zucchini Snaps And The Coconut Wars-
Contributed by
abnormal
on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 05:22:29 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Uneducated siamease twins wore suspenders while sitting in
poop soup happily
Taxi drivers are economically right according to their blueberry muffins
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I love monkeys, they love me too.
That's because we both smell like poo.
I love to see monkeys get in fights.
I also enjoy staring at bald guys in tights.
I love to see monkey's having sex.
Sometimes I curse at them and say, 'Hey, I’m next!'
I laugh when I see monkeys crawl through their play tubes!
"Hey, look at that girl monkey, she has drippy boobs!"
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Skinny Benny had a motorized fish that tried to platypus bite me
Twenty midgets on stilts charged me six unusual plunger fees
I’m allergic to poodle heights
Carnies are cramping the inside out turtle atmosphere
I smash Ladybugs for sport
Eskimos made me a macaroni pasta fort
Lets have our annual Nude Tea Party
I don’t eat cheap upholstery, it makes me farty
Price zucchini snaps signed a peace treaty to end the coconut wars
Lets go to the moon instantaneously, ill give you rat sandwiches
Time Traveling wax museums are now offering disproportional butts
It will drive microwaves and hotdog stands absolutely nuts
But seriously, five-inch tall men will skip to gumball machine music next week
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Re: -Prince Zucchini Snaps And The Coconut Wars-
(User Rating: 1 ) by liquidsunshine on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 05:33:00 PM AEST (User
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This one is.... interesting (?) yeah, that sounds like a good word for it.
Hahahahaha. At least it made me giggle... that's got to be good, right?
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Re: -Prince Zucchini Snaps And The Coconut Wars-
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 06:51:20 PM AEST (User
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mad mad mad!!! but good good good!
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Re: -Prince Zucchini Snaps And The Coconut Wars-
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 10:39:42 PM AEST (User
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Total insanity, but dang, it 's fun!!!!!!!
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Re: -Prince Zucchini Snaps And The Coconut Wars-
(User Rating: 1 ) by skinsfan on
Wednesday, 28th April 2004 @ 02:13:43 AM AEST (User
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Man, have you got one wild imagination. This was a very creative read. You have a unique style and I enjoy your writes. skinsfan |
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Re: -Prince Zucchini Snaps And The Coconut Wars-
(User Rating: 1 ) by pixie on
Tuesday, 3rd May 2005 @ 01:40:26 PM AEST (User
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HMMM that was interesting to say the least, :)
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