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Fact – One elephant fart has enough methane gas to start a car.
Contributed by
abnormal
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Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 01:00:17 PM in AEST
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A secret society of ninjas worships cheese logs and kites
Napoleon was notorious for handing out free yo-yos
Torturing little kittens is fun
Communist literature increases sexual stamina
Backpacks and applejacks
Flapjacks and happy snacks
Narcoleptic pigeons like to steel plaid color clip on ties
Magical octopuses hate lactose intolerant flies
There is a island of cannibalistic midgets just off the coast of sexy land
Don’t worry Mr. Cheeks, revenge of the killer geeks
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Re: Fact – One elephant fart has enough methane gas to start a car.
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by monica109 on
Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 01:28:00 PM AEST
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| this is really strange but i gve kudos from creating this piece |
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Re: Fact – One elephant fart has enough methane gas to start a car.
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by bernard on
Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 01:32:42 PM AEST
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| Wierd but good I like it bernard. |
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Re: Fact – One elephant fart has enough methane gas to start a car.
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 01:39:12 PM AEST
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| What a noble, worthwhile calling you have. Showing us that some people waste their time in totally useless pursuits-- by example. Good going. I'm sure your friends and loved ones are proud of you. |
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Re: Fact – One elephant fart has enough methane gas to start a car.
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 05:13:12 PM AEST
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This is OUT THERE!! like a John Lennon lsd trip! great lateral thinking well done
wildejohnny. |
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