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Facehead Meets Count Dracula Part 1 and 2
Contributed by
abnormal
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Friday, 12th March 2004 @ 10:54:57 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Part1
Juju bees made me bite my knees
This invisible map will lead us to apricots and tator tots
Guacamole bugs infiltrate ceramic mugs
Can you please give me directions to bologna hemroid island?
Kill the cross-eyed seagulls
Annihilate the rabid dancing beagles
Tell random strangers that you breed lollipops and cabbages
Quit your job, join the circus, and walk on squishy things.
Part 2
Facehead owns a radio controlled soggy bottom machine that operates on sushi and laxatives producing clown pants reversibly on each side because nasty spatula terms have been erased sixty nine times due to the lack of eating toasters therefore unable to invent hairy palms.
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Re: Facehead Meets Count Dracula Part 1 and 2
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by Rakerman1999 on
Friday, 12th March 2004 @ 11:00:24 PM AEST
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| I think I figured you out ;o) |
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Re: Facehead Meets Count Dracula Part 1 and 2
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by Vitreous_Soul on
Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 06:18:18 AM AEST
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I have absolutely NO idea what this is...but "Can you please give me directions to bologna hemroid island?" is the funniest line i've ever read in a poem! That in and of itself is worth commenting on.
Truly,
-V.S.
*now backs away very slowly...*
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Re: Facehead Meets Count Dracula Part 1 and 2
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by ladyfawn on
Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 02:26:33 PM AEST
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| ive read all your poems and i like this one the best, you certainly do have a sense of humour and i like that a lot, also you've a brilliant sense of the english language, i respect that, as well, but you are a strange lill man lol, hugs n' love nessa |
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