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Love search
Contributed by
jonteD
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Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 04:28:04 PM in AEST
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So I entered all the data to find a mate,
Into my fifties, damn left it too late,
Typed in search info to find my need,
Just like a man with far too much greed.
As I waited for the picture of perfect girl,
Would her name be Helen, Alice or Shirl,
I pictured big boobs, long legs, great hair,
Felt that she’d like me , boy get in there.
The PC chugged and smoke came out,
What in heavens above was that all about,
Have to say computers choice was poor,
It picked out the rottweiler from next door
Copyright ©
jonteD
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2004-03-11 16:28:04]
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Re: Love search
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by Remy on
Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 04:30:18 PM AEST
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LMAO!!! oh wow, sometimes i just i love the internet... but i'd rather settle for a dalmation... ;0)
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Re: Love search
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 04:46:33 PM AEST
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ROLMAO!! Jon...this is hilarious.... I loved it!!
*Looking for love in all the wrong places*... lalalala....:>)
Hugs
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Re: Love search
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by AnGeL_M on
Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 05:25:05 PM AEST
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| LOL very nice write loved it...It made me laugh ..... Love Angel |
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Re: Love search
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by yellow_sundragon on
Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 05:47:34 PM AEST
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LOL!!! Haha, didn't expect that one... funny, I like
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Re: Love search
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by intelectualpoet on
Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 05:53:30 PM AEST
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Here Here, well done, had me expecting something a little different, a big woman perhaps, well written...
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Re: Love search
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 12th March 2004 @ 01:29:02 AM AEST
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There's quite a cute spaniel over the road if your interested!? well done, written with great humour gonna make me smile all day this one.
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