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I must have my GOOGLE
Contributed by
norm
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Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 10:31:03 AM in AEST
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Where does a searcher go if GOOGLE's on the bum ?
Does an adder snake total gum and give a rightful sum,
Can two boas hug each other and squeeze themselves to death,
I can hardly wait the answer as I stand with baited breath.
Does a pod of whales shake their tails as down the sea they rove,
Do they have a whale of a party if they swim into a cove,
Does a walrus ever shave his beard like a smooth-face seal must do,
Does a mammal hippopotamus make love like me and you.
I must be frank, you'll think I'm rank, without GOOGLE I am lost
If I had a broken GOOGLE, I would fix it, damn the cost,
After all is preached and all is reached, I still would like to know,
The number of tzetze flies it takes to fill a haystack mow.
So if you are a smart one...and your head is filled with thought,
You would surely know Ameche when he said, 'What hath God wrought?'
Therefore, if the room is empty and there's no one else around,
I must have my GOOGLE like a bride who must be gowned.
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norm
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Re: I must have my GOOGLE
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by Stitch on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 10:37:47 AM AEST
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A weakness for trivia I'll admit
an obsession I love so
No idea why
it gets me so high
just got to be in the know
But if Regis calls
and my brain doth stall
leaving me all alone
My dearest Norm,
please be forewarned
I'll need you by the phone!
Stitch
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Re: I must have my GOOGLE
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by Putteragain on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 12:54:07 PM AEST
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Norm you are outstanding in the rain
love your brain
michelle |
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Re: I must have my GOOGLE
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 02:52:30 PM AEST
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this is hilarious!
i love the boa line |
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Re: I must have my GOOGLE
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by Rakerman1999 on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 02:59:24 PM AEST
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Norm...lmao...you never fail to put a smile on my face. Pretty damn good for a guy pushing 30 ;o)
Very well done my friend
Larry |
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Re: I must have my GOOGLE
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by ladyfawn on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 03:10:10 PM AEST
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| lol@hippos, norm i love this! hehe hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: I must have my GOOGLE
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by lovingcritters on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 05:10:17 PM AEST
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I'm getting out my Google Norm, and in your name will form.
I'll bet I'll find you're one of the best poets Norm that we can every find.....so it doesn't rhyme......yours don't have to....they are so funny, no one notices how to?
You out did yourself this time my friend!
Great poem
really funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyipeeeeeeeeeeee
consue
I found the answers for you.
they are all "yes" |
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Re: I must have my GOOGLE
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 05:42:29 PM AEST
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Funniest thing i've read all week!!
wildejohnny. |
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Re: I must have my GOOGLE
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by Crimson_Rose on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 11:12:04 PM AEST
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| LMAO! This is hilarious! Good poem |
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