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Growing old Disgracefully
Contributed by
Wrybod
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Friday, 5th March 2004 @ 11:49:21 AM in AEST
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Why am I standing looking in the fridge
for the tablets for cleaning dentures.?????
We don't keep the tablets in the fridge........
The start of my misadventures.........
The doorbell rings. ......a parcel
"Would your wife sign here for it...........?"
(I cannot possibly wake her)
"Just you wait there a bit."
Back to the kitchen, get a pen,
sign the ruddy receipt.....
Back to the door..."Thank you sir!"
(nothing like a bit of deceit.)
The kettle's whistling fit to bust
I make a cup of tea
Spill the milk! Get a cloth!
Wipe up so she won't see
Wash the dishes except the cups
They're badly stained with tea
I need the denture cleaning tablets
to get them as clean as can be
The phone rings. It's Mary from next door....
"You've got an emergency..........
The delivery man didn't shut the gate
a dog's in......... your cat's up the tree!"
Chase the dog off ! Shut the gate!
Get the cat from the tree..........
Now what on earth was I doing?
Where was I now ?........let's see.........
Why am I standing looking in the fridge.................
Copyright ©
Wrybod
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2004-03-05 11:49:21]
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by uchendu on
Friday, 5th March 2004 @ 12:03:48 PM AEST
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| That's a great poem from you Papa... it does portray the experiences of advancement.... I love it |
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by ladyfawn on
Friday, 5th March 2004 @ 12:10:09 PM AEST
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| awww!! your so cute!! a sweet and thoughtful hubby too!! wonderfully delightful poem, lol@the cat and dog:) hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by Putteragain on
Friday, 5th March 2004 @ 01:03:38 PM AEST
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you made growing old sweet and what a wonderful man you must be
michelle |
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by Kie on
Friday, 5th March 2004 @ 03:00:56 PM AEST
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Smiling! Loved this one... Kie
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 5th March 2004 @ 05:40:44 PM AEST
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Bob, how funny. I know it is sad isn't it? I am so scatterbrained some days. I just laugh, whatelse can you do? Thanks for the chuckle.
Rita |
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 01:56:30 AM AEST
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Gee Bob I truly missed you mate.
Haven't heard from you of late.
Do Hope this means you are busy indeed.
And not that you are ill or your lady's in need.
I stand at the refrig so many times in one day
What did come for, and will I have to pay.
With lots and lots of pounds put away
I loved this one so much, truly relate.
I have 6 critters and could just as well have 8
My day is forced labor for all 6 mate.
Hope you got your cat down from the tree
Get a better gate so he can run free!
Better still I hope your mate is better too!
Miss you mate,
hope all is well at your little cottage for Lord's
Sake.
love
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by Dawny on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 01:00:25 PM AEST
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This made me smile...really good descriptions, I can just imagine you standing by your fridge lol
Love Dawny x |
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by Whisper on
Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 10:49:27 PM AEST
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Funny One,,, I loved it .Thank you so much for a much needed chuckle.
Whisper
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by Justalady on
Friday, 26th March 2004 @ 05:33:35 PM AEST
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What a wonderful way to grow old ... in any way. A smile is on my lips and a warm feeling in my heart to the man you must be. The years creep up, but the love still remains. I felt it in your verse.
Justalady that is getting there also. |
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by Avarice_Riot on
Monday, 29th March 2004 @ 03:51:45 AM AEST
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| Lol, that was a really cute poem and has a family vibe to it. I like :) |
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by skinsfan on
Friday, 30th April 2004 @ 01:46:45 AM AEST
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| Awesome poem. I'll behave the same way for my wife in the morning. Is'nt marraige great. I get up early, wash the dishes, clean up the house and let her sleep in, only to hear why did you let me sleep so late. God bless her though. I love her to death. Anyway, nice write. skinsfan |
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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by Archie on
Sunday, 30th May 2004 @ 06:12:55 AM AEST
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| Very amusing, I like this poem. |
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Re: Growing old Disgracefully
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