Hitler was a...a...Achoo!
Contributed by
Spam_King
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Thursday, 26th February 2004 @ 05:37:35 PM in AEST
Topic:
happypoetry
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Hitler Was a.......a......Achoo!
Hitler was a Jew,
His mother knew this to be true,
But in the end it didn't matter,
As he found his chainsaw blade.
But once again I shall tell you,
Of I how once lost my nose,
And of custard men'
In bathing suits,
That didn't know how to swim.
Alas and thus,
I bring this poem to a middle,
In which we can all rejoice,
On the losing of my fifth nipple.
Oh we sang,
By the light of a lamp,
To a beautiful Taxidermist,
Her name was Kevin for she was no man.
Her eyes like the raging sea,
Viewed my upside down,
Chewed me up and spat me out,
Somewhere in der Nahe von Slough
“Von Slough?”
“Indeed” coughed a man,
Thrice the size of his spleen,
“Are you sure?”
“Indeed” wheezed a man,
A little half full of the good life,
“Are you my wife?”
Cried my mother to me,
“If so, get back in my knee,
“I need you there to sew underwear,
“For the queen and her fetish for mice”.
“For mice? Are you sure”,
“I am, how could you doubt?”,
“I'm sorry I didn't, it seems,
Get sewn up at the seams,
Instead I have ears made of carrot”.
“But why” said a fly,
“Make windows I can't see,
And tell me fly to Llandaff?”,
But, as flies have no eyes,
If they do they need glasses'
I say lets shoot a dog.
“But what would be the point of that?”,
Said an over-fed clover,
By the name of Joy,
“For surely I can't be king“.
“Why of course you can“,
Said a boy to his hand,
“Just stroke it and I'll shut up”.
So it did,
And he did,
And now,
So shall I.
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