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Stoned Ramblings

Contributed by bobotheclown on Friday, 20th February 2004 @ 07:03:29 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Garthog the monster, he's gonna eat me
The snake'll kill me if I move
There is a cool dryness in my mouth
As my foot starts to shake
The flame starts to expand
As sweat breaks out on my forehead
This wasn't a good idea
The animals are talking to me
Shh! Hear the rumble of the
Democratic freeway
And the birds whisper in the trees
My armpits feel all wierd
My mouth is stuck open
My breething is funny
Oh ****t, Garthog growls like a bear, a teddy bear
My eyes are wider than a babies
Oh sh*t, my foot is tapping
The snake'll kill me
Tramping through the forest
Curled inside me
Oooh! aaah! orgasmic freedom
Dick flapping in the breeze
Man juice trailing, sticking behind
It feels good to be alive!
Curse the brave, dark darkness
Which crawls in my head
And eats away like a cancer
Taking my pleasure, my dream
Away like a dust in a storm
I'm gonna go now
The snake has hold of my foot
And other parts of me are occupied




Copyright © bobotheclown ... [ 2004-02-20 19:03:29]
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Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by afraid_of_fear on Friday, 20th February 2004 @ 07:31:13 PM AEST
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lol, this is quite amusing, i like it :)
oh and thanx for your pm, i will have to check them out sometime..
char x_x_x


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 21st February 2004 @ 11:52:09 AM AEST
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Oh yeah, been there before. *grins* 26 days is good going, take it from me . . .

Honestly anarchic. Garthog sounds like a productive nemesis - don't throw away the key!


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by Chanti on Sunday, 22nd February 2004 @ 01:57:40 AM AEST
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Haha,
Verrry interesting to read!

"Oh ****t, Garthog growls like a bear, a teddy bear"

Made me laugh.


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by carebear on Tuesday, 24th February 2004 @ 11:04:00 PM AEST
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lol....


i love you that was very ODD*

care


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 4th March 2004 @ 07:23:54 AM AEST
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Ah Joel, I congratulate you on being drug free. I know, from seeing friends trying to give up, that it is a very tough ordeal to go through, and I must say, you have done well to be drug free for 26 days.

Anyway, to the poem. Yesh... it was odd, rather odd... but a good poem nonetheless. When I'm on my anti-depressants or drunk, my poems always turn out odd, but I was once told that when you are in a state like that, you are more honest, and your emotions are even more raw then when you are sober. I was also told that the faces of the opposite gender appear 25% more attractive to you... must try that one out sometimes.

And now I'm rambling and getting sore wrists and fingers.

Interesting poem Joel, I enjoyed it.

- Stacey


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Monday, 8th March 2004 @ 01:59:46 AM AEST
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yeah joel, you were trippin' lol, this is an amazing poem, i absolutely love it! makes perfect sense to me, *wonders is that scary?* congrats on your new found freedom off drugs, one day at a time hon, hugs n' love nessa

@->>->-


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by Jason_Robert_Britt on Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 04:00:01 AM AEST
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Hey Bobo... odd doesn't cut it! This was vividly and creatively hillarious! Siskel and Ebert give it TWO THUMBS UP! . I say POO to SOBRIETY! You should write like this more often... great lines about the Democratic freeway and your dick flapping and man juice and all that! (KKKKiinnnda mammamade a me horrnnnaaay!) just kidding. Don't mind me, I think your poem gave me a contact high. Peace out lil bro!


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by Cynthia on Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 12:16:30 AM AEST
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bobo, this is cute. I guess it is odd. *S* Cynthia


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by persia on Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 09:39:58 AM AEST
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Dis iz amazing-u hold so much pain within u.

i luv dis-its like ur dyin'

persia


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by yellow_sundragon on Tuesday, 16th March 2004 @ 08:51:41 PM AEST
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Odd.... hmm... I would call it unique... but odd works too...

lol
*J*


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by arden on Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 12:03:15 AM AEST
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lol very interesting. i liked it. well done keep it up.
Arden


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by STRaNGe_LiNDSeY on Tuesday, 30th March 2004 @ 09:00:14 PM AEST
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again a VERY great write.


Re: Stoned Ramblings (User Rating: 1 )
by Soulless on Sunday, 4th April 2004 @ 10:53:17 PM AEST
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First of all congrats of keeping away from drugs for a good amount of time. Hope you continue to stay away from them. Anywho back to the poem, it was like you said odd. Thats what I like about it. Not all have to make sense. I enjoy those who dont because I can forever search for hidden meanings interperated in this.

Kisses,
~Soulless~




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