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Where I Live

Contributed by New_York_Chick on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 01:52:23 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



We moved in this apartment three years ago
How many people rented it before, I don't know
Unbelievably nice neigborhood
I only wish that the building was as good
What a nightmare is this house
Summer season of ants, all year long roaches and even a mouse
Then a door broke of the in-wall closet
Super said she'll fix it,
Three months pass before she does it
After the light switch in the hall decided to take a vacation
We thought of sending the landlord some kind of notification
While the letter reached him,
we got flooded from one floor up
In the bathroom the water is dripping, and it just doesn't stop
Now there's a hole of 6 inches in the ceiling
And it will be there for a while, I have a feeling
And so what if there's noise from the heating all night
"At least it's warm," said the Super "The winter'salmost over, it'll be allright"
So this is the building where I, unfortunately, live
Maybe by the time I'm 50, it'll get fixed
But then I'll have a better apartment I believe




Copyright © New_York_Chick ... [ 2004-02-19 13:52:23]
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Re: Where I Live (User Rating: 1 )
by Wesley_Dale_Willis on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 06:09:54 PM AEST
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Yes New York girl I hope you find a better place. I like your poetry though keep them coming ok. Oh Read some of mine please bye bye from Wes...in Missouri


Re: Where I Live (User Rating: 1 )
by DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 08:39:34 PM AEST
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Nice:)


Re: Where I Live (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 09:28:47 PM AEST
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LOL! I love it! As an ex New Yorker I can identify with this! Like the Super says, "the winter's almost over", I have heard that one before. Great poem!


Re: Where I Live (User Rating: 1 )
by skinsfan on Friday, 7th May 2004 @ 12:31:15 AM AEST
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You have a very humorous and imaginative way with words. Good luck on a new place. skinsfan


Re: Where I Live (User Rating: 1 )
by Sinned on Sunday, 12th June 2005 @ 12:22:10 PM AEST
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New_York_Chick

Funny
Hunny
I lived there too
Did the landlord move
I live in Port Huron
Michigans thumb
Know this was written long ago
Sooooo
Hope you have a nicer place
A place of tranquilty and peace

Sinned




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