Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com - Read, Rate, Comment on, or Submit Poetry. Browse Poetry Forums, or just enjoy other parts of our poetic community.
One of the largest databases of poetry on the net, now over 198,500+ poems!
Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com    Poems On Site: 198,500+   Comments On Poems: 427,000+   Forum Posts: 105,000+
Custom Search
  Welcome ! Home  ·  FAQ  ·  Topics  ·  Web Links  ·  Your Account  ·  Submit Poetry  ·  Top 30  ·  OldSite Link 22-November 01:09:22 AEST  
  Menu
  Home
· Micks Shop
· Our eBay Store· Error Submit
 Poetry
· Submit Poetry
· Least Read Poems
· Topics
· Members Listing
· Old Site Post 2001
· Old Site Pre 2001
· Poetry Archive
· Public Domain Poetry
 Stories
· Stories (NEW ! )
· Submit Story
· Story Topics
· Stories Archive
· Story Search
  Community
· Our Poetry Forums
· Our Arcade
100's of Games !

  Site Help
· FAQ
· Feedback

  Members Areas
· Your Account
· Members Journals
· Premium Sign-Up
  Premium Section
· Special Section
· Premium Poems
· Premium Submit
· Premium Search
· Premium Top
· Premium Archive
· Premium Topics
 Fun & Games

· Jokes
· Bubble Puzzle
· ConnectN
· Cross Word
· Cross Word Easy
· Drag Puzzle
· Word Hunt
 Reference
· Dictionary
· Dictionary (Rhyming)
· Site Updates
· Content
· Special Content
 Search
· Search
· Web Links
· All Links
 Top
· Top 30
  Help This Site
· Donations
 Others
· Recipes
· Moderators
Our Other Sites
· Embroidery Design Store
· Your Jokes
· Special Urls
· JM Embroideries
· Public Domain Poetry and Stories
· Diamond Dotz
· Cooking Info and Recipes
· Quoof - Australian Story

  Social

I LOVE MY WRINKLES

Contributed by lovingcritters on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 05:47:38 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I have wrinkles on my face, I have wrinkles
in my ear.
I have wrinkles under my eyes, and I have
wrinkles on my rear!
Before I started writing this, I was thinking......
where do I not have wrinkles....anywhere?
The skin on my teeth is wrinkled...I swear,
wrinkled also, is my hair!

Do I sit around in despair? Oh My No,
I love my wrinkles!
With lots of wrinkles you can hug better,
It's called cuddles.
Whomever you cuddle with....just slide
into the small crevices.
Easier to hang on to them...in the clutches!
I love my wrinkled hugs.....very muchous!

I've known people to laugh at me for
my distorted bags.
There are drawbacks, though, I must confess.
With such loose skin, if you fall down,
you can smother in the excess!!!

I must be careful when I turn over in bed also.
Turning very slowly, so all can catch up,
or be knocked out by the overflow!
Things become very taxing indeed,
when potty I have to go!
Stretching out all the wrinkles, so it
doesn't hit me down below!

And eating can be quite a trial for me,
I'll try to explain.
I have wrinkles on my lips, one slip as I
bite down.....excruciating pain!
I'm loved a lot in spite of my many
afflictions though.
They love to hug me, and feel my
wrinkled poncho!

I'm especially popular with small
sleepy children.
They love all my comfy folds, and use
them for a cushion.
Would you like to see my picture?
It's free, no creases, nor wrinkled be!
I'll be the most wrinkled little creature
you'll ever see!
But try to over look that and still love me!



Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
February 2004
*Wrinkled smiles to you*

"Wrinkles merely indicate
where smiles have been!
Mark Twain




Copyright © lovingcritters ... [ 2004-02-19 05:47:38]
(Date/Time posted on site)





Advertisments:






Previous Posted Poem         | |         Next Posted Poem


 
Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more
All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title etc.
Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 10:04:46 AM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
Love the poem! Love the photo! Maybe I could even learn to love my own wrinkles. Your work ALWAYS makes me smile! Love your attitude!
Stitch


Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES (User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 10:52:06 AM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
You gave me the giggles! What a wonderful way to start a morning.!! *Shouts hurray*

Is that a pic of a shar-pei? (sp?)

Wonderful poem ConSue... Kie


Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES (User Rating: 1 )
by LOWMAN613 on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 11:03:28 AM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
LOL This was so funny I loved the picture too!
Great write thanks for the laugh! Christina


Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES (User Rating: 1 )
by Baronhawk on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 12:08:35 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
Always unexpected original and exuberant. Qualities in your writings that I admire and have taken a partial liking to. I really was grossed out by the initial description thinking it was of you personally. Apologies in advance. Any how...ha ha ha ha nice one.... I really do appreciate your jaunty take on life....


Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES (User Rating: 1 )
by a_bear on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 12:22:54 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
you got me! until I saw the photo, I thought the poem was talking about a human, lol...loved the poem. I was thinking about my own face..a roadmap to somewhere, and trying to find ear rings to cover the wrinkles on my ear lobes....LOL..thanks for the Mark Twain quote...vote you a 10 if I could...I know, I'll vote twice!!!!!


Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 02:17:48 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
!!!!!!!!!!!adorable!!!!!!!!!!! i always know where to come for a new slant on life, a smile, and warm meaningful poetry from a life loving, animal loving, kid loving very beautiful special lady; whoever has more wrinkles, you or the pooch, id give you both a bunch of big warm hugs!! thank you for being here and being my friend too, means more to me than you may ever know, hugs, woofies and big wrinkly love, nessa x


Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 04:20:34 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
I absolutely adore this poem and that picture is fantastic, so sweet and huggable. What I love most is your outlook on life. I feel very much the same way and not that I love my wrinkles, but I accept them as part of life. I know I am happier in my own skin since I started getting wrinkles. Maybe it loosens you up some?

Love n hugs,
Rita


Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Monday, 23rd February 2004 @ 01:12:21 AM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
Wow now that's a cool picture.
Luv the poem too.
U had me going too. I jus didn't understand how u had wrinkles so deep.
Great job, great write.
luv, huggs,
emy




While every care is taken to ensure the general sites content is family safe, our moderators cannot be in all places; all the time. Please report poetry and or comments that are in breach of our site rules HERE (Please include poem title or url). Parents also please ensure that you supervise your children well when they are on the internet; regardless of what a site says about being, or being considered, child-safe.

Poetry is much like a great photo, a single "moment in time" capturing many feelings and emotions. Yet, they are very alive; creating stirrings within the readers who form visual "pictures" of the expressed emotions within the Poem. ©

Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site.
Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact Webmaster

All submitted items are Copyright © to their submitter. All the rest Copyright © 2002-2050 by Your Poetry Dot Com

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owners.

Script Generation Time: 0.052 Seconds. - View our Site Map | .© your-poetry.com