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THE BUST
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Sunday, 15th February 2004 @ 06:33:55 PM in AEST
Topic:
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My son Montie is 24, we live together.
Nice arrangement for us both, our lives
couldn't be brighter.
Sometimes people just think this is strange?
We don't care..for them we won't change.
I don't tell him what to do, and likewise,
he wouldn't date do that to me!
He studies a lot, and I write a lot of poetry.
We have six dogs, we share the bills,
works out quite nicely!
But still some people question this blindly?
When someone calls here at home I'm
the one to answer.
I have a high voice like a child,
this really makes them wonder?
The people where he works begin to tease.
"You don't really live with your mom,
Montie, you have a girlfriend, and 6 puppies!"
Of course they have never seen me, I don't
go out in the cold much.........
Montie asked if I'd help him escape
this clutch?
"Come in the store, and act real mean,
no one will will know you!
After we bust them, I'll introduce you as my
Mom, quite a breakthrough!!"
When I opened the door to the store...
I waited until there wasn't a customer.
Then I stepped to the counter, so Montie
could see me, he's a good actor?
I realized then that I couldn't be mean.
I asked, "Do you wash your hands before you
put on those gloves. I want to make
sure you are clean?"
Well, Montie dutifully kept a straight face,
and offered to wash.
Then he reapplied his gloves, and I asked
the same of the woman, her expression was
"Oh, My Gosh!"
I learned later she was the manager,
and didn't have the slightest idea
of whom I was?
"What kind of drinks do you have, do you
have any booze........????
a pause...........
The lady stepped into the back, she
was going to lose it.
I called Montie "Sonny", my heart was
giggling, this was a real fun skit!
Next I attacked the food, and said that
I couldn't see the price.....they should make
their menus larger!
By now everyone was a little nervous,
I was about to bust my garter!
I stepped to the cashier to pay my bill.
and faked "No money!"
"Do you have some dishes I can wash,
this isn't funny?"
The little cashier was so sweet, she assured
me there were plenty of dishes in the back!
I was truly amazed, no one laughed, they
really had lots of tack!
I had to think of a way to get out of this place?
So, I wrote a check, and said to the sweet
litte cashier, "The last name is Pyle."
She motioned to Montie and said,
"Oh, that's his name too!", with a smile.
I said to Montie, "Is that your first name, Sonny?"
Still without a smile or any trace of
recognition, he replied, "Montie."
With a look of astonishment, I then said,
"Really, now, that's my sons name too!":
"What's your middle name, Sonny?"
Montie said, "LeMontie."
"Well I'll be jiggered, that's what I
named my son too!"
They were all busted and stunned,
through and through.......
Everyone really laughed, it was especially
rewarding for we two!
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
February 13, 2004
"I'd completely forgotten
it was Friday the 13th......
a perfect day for a "Bust!"
*smiles*
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
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Re: THE BUST
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by Ilhar on
Sunday, 15th February 2004 @ 06:37:50 PM AEST
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| there is a little bit of stinker in all of us...makes life more interesting<br />
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Shari |
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Re: THE BUST
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by Kie on
Sunday, 15th February 2004 @ 09:04:36 PM AEST
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| This one made me giggle! You are just a bucket of sunshine! You and Montie are blessed and very lucky to have each other. Kie |
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Re: THE BUST
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 15th February 2004 @ 09:29:24 PM AEST
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| Like mother, like son, it seems. You two must have more fun than a barrel of monkeys. You two are so lucky to have each other and enjoy the life you have. God has blessed you both.<br />
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Rainbows,<br />
Rita |
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Re: THE BUST
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Sunday, 15th February 2004 @ 09:45:47 PM AEST
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| Lmao!! Connie you are the greatest!!!! I enjoyed this very much... It's great to see Mom and son having such a good time together...<br />
Hugs and lUv,<br />
Jenni |
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Re: THE BUST
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by loveisendless on
Sunday, 15th February 2004 @ 09:50:21 PM AEST
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| SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE UP YOUR OWN KIND OF FUN! THAT WAS A<br />
CUTE STORY,TOO!!<br />
LOL-DAN!!! |
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Re: THE BUST
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by LOWMAN613 on
Monday, 16th February 2004 @ 01:04:53 AM AEST
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| What a great story Thanks for sharing it with us,I know you guys had a big laugh at that one for a while! Christina |
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Re: THE BUST
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by Stitch on
Monday, 16th February 2004 @ 08:45:25 AM AEST
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Sounds like you had a grand time!
Six dogs! You have me beat. We have 4 fish, a cat, and 4 chickens.
Stitch |
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Re: THE BUST
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by emystar on
Monday, 23rd February 2004 @ 01:35:23 AM AEST
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Wow, U do have a blast, huh?
Very good writing!
Luv it!
luv, huggs,
emy |
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