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I was a boxer
Contributed by
eteojedi
on
Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 09:32:03 PM in AEST
Topic:
SadPoetry
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Here I am sitting in AnE
Stuck to a bed, i cant get free
Two young people with stethoscopes
Wat do you want? Me to poke?
"Hi sir im this and that"
Bugger off u stupid *****s
Ive been here for 7 long hours
And now you want to work your powers
"Were just here to do some tests"
"Then we'll go, get off ur chest"
The annoying student comes up close
Looks at me like im a ghost
He moves his lips, i cant hear a thing
Raise your pitch im not as deaf as you think
I do wat he says, not sure why again
Why does he act as if hes my friend
"Look here look there, do this do that"
Im trying u prick, face control is crap
"uh huh" he says, im bored already
So they switch and mutter so softly
The fat one comes, hes got a loud voice
So proud, so pompous, do i have a choice
"Push me pull me, i know ur a strong man"
Damn straight i am was like ur colleague, a man
"Really" he says, so wat im 80
When I was your age i had the girls weekly
Now ive shrunk, but bones left though
I was a boxer, champion you know
Hard to believe i sense from fatty
And the chinese guy thinks im batty
Then they go and leave me alone
How i wish i wanna go home
I told them that i had a thirst
And they tested me, tortured me first
So my son comes in, they see
Students come back, "oi who is he?"
"Hes my dad guys, his mouth is dry"
Fat man mutters should we even try?
Chinese guy asks his superior doctor
Comes back with some nice cold water
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eteojedi
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2004-02-09 21:32:03] (Date/Time posted on
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