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You and I Might Marry
Contributed by
norm
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Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 05:13:15 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I have a good friend, Irwin Ell,
Perhaps his name does ring a bell,
His surely known from coast to coast,
The girls all think he is the most.
There are times his face I'd slap,
Irwin doesn't give a rap,
If there are girls within a room,
Irwin thinks it's time to zoom.
Altho the girls seem not to mind,
It leaves me cold for I can't find
A girl who'll pay attention to
A guy like me, a missing shoe.
"Win", I say, "If you don't care,
I'd like a girl tho not to share,
One I'd call my very own,
One you're not allowed to phone."
He sneered and laughed and turned away,
"No way, my friend, I say, no way,
Girls are made to grab and kiss
And not a one e'er would I miss."
Listen, girls, please hear me out,
If you can block friend, Irwin's tout,
I'm a guy who's marriage ready,
Sweet and tender, very steady.
We'll live a life of harmony,
Nothing short of rhapsody,
If this sounds good, please let me know,
And you and I thru life will go.
Copyright ©
norm
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2004-02-09 17:13:15] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: You and I Might Marry
(User Rating: 1 ) by youlied on
Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 05:27:29 PM AEST (User
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Reminds me of one of my friends, she makes me feel like that a lot....Good poem!
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Re: You and I Might Marry
(User Rating: 1 ) by Merry on
Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 05:39:05 PM AEST (User
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Norm you are such a rascal, I can't believe any man could possibly get more attention from the ladies than you do.
Love the poem.
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Re: You and I Might Marry
(User Rating: 1 ) by Putteragain on
Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 05:41:14 PM AEST (User
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im already taken darn it lol
love it norm
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Re: You and I Might Marry
(User Rating: 1 ) by faith_my_eyes on
Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 06:16:42 PM AEST (User
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Ah, what a ladykiller! great poem! |
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Re: You and I Might Marry
(User Rating: 1 ) by Angelchild on
Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 08:11:05 PM AEST (User
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This is really good! I have a really good friend that this reminds me of. His brother is exactly like Irwin, yet he seems to take every girl that he cares for. |
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Re: You and I Might Marry
(User Rating: 1 ) by lovingcritters on
Tuesday, 10th February 2004 @ 11:21:13 AM AEST (User
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Norm this poem was a riot......but you know me....I just love that Irwin.....he's just my type. I don't want to hurt any feelings here....but could you please send him near......to me that is!
lovingcritters and Irwins too
consue
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Re: You and I Might Marry
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 11th February 2004 @ 10:35:12 PM AEST (User
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How funny this is. Yes, have known many 'Irwins' in my lifetime. Love em and leave em leachers. They are good for an ego boost. Give me a steady loving man anytime. Romeo's just don't don't make the grade with me. Funny write. Rita |
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