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Coleman
Contributed by
amber
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Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 05:28:39 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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My friend Michelle took steroids,
They gave her slight psychosis.
I'm going to set her up with a boy,
Although she doesn't know this.
Michelle is funny in a way,
In her guy ranking...
The last boyfriend she had to date,
Reminded me of Mr. Hanky!
Her mom didn't like him too much,
Not that he was a brute,
Now that i think of it,he wasn't too butch,
Which would explain why he dances in a crawfish suit.
He doesn't do this in Florida,
I think he would get jumped...
He was in Texas with Big Bubba,
Let's hope he wasn't humped!
He says he's coming back to visit her,
He left his house but stopped in Louisiana,
I really wouldn't trust his word,
It means as much as a squashed banana.
She misses hima whole lot,although he never calls,
He says he will but never does, I'd like to kick him in the balls!
Well, that concludes this small story,of MIchelle's Texan guy,
I think we'll go and dig in, to a heaping helping of cherry cheesecake pie!
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amber
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Re: Coleman
(User Rating: 1 ) by Remy on
Friday, 6th February 2004 @ 03:40:40 AM AEST (User
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I want pie... this is cute, corny, and clever... cheers! i like it.
~Remy~ |
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