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The Poet's Need for Creme
Contributed by
norm
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Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 02:12:31 PM in AEST
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There is a lady poetess who's in the need of help,
Her liquor bottle has run down and she's begun to whelp,
She begged me to administer a call for poet's aid,
Her checking fund for spirits has been used for marmalade.
She cannot stand the feeling that her head is not aspin,
Her walk's become quite stable and her reel is not a sin,
Condition, this does please her like a smite upon the head,
If she doesn't get some Creme, she will wish that she was dead.
Irish Creme she fancies, can you blame her if she's dry,
I wish she gave the problem to some other poet guy,
What I have to ask is chinchy, but the matter calls for so,
Send a buck or two to normy, and I'll send it on to Joe.
I'm sure you realize from the start that Joe is not her name,
It merely is her nom de plume, and who of us can blame,
This poor one needs a drink right now and all of us can say,
We saved a poet's liquid need, Now all stand up, Hurray!!!
Copyright ©
norm
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2004-02-05 14:12:31]
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Re: The Poet's Need for Creme
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 02:57:26 PM AEST
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A bottle a day...keeps the doctor's at bay...
While a buck a day....keeps.....
the doe's happy??? (dough) ;-)
I did chuckle thanks!
Angel as always....godspeed...joni |
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Re: The Poet's Need for Creme
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by shelby on
Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 03:11:52 PM AEST
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charming little ditty Norm
michelle |
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Re: The Poet's Need for Creme
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by ladyfawn on
Thursday, 5th February 2004 @ 11:01:17 PM AEST
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| hehe! good one norm!! hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: The Poet's Need for Creme
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 11:30:53 PM AEST
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| Connie said you were good, but she didn't say you were hilarious. Sorry, spent my last dollar at Starbucks. They give lots of cream! Rita |
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Re: The Poet's Need for Creme
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 11:31:33 PM AEST
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| Connie said you were good, but she didn't say you were hilarious. Sorry, spent my last dollar at Starbucks. They give lots of creme! Rita |
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Re: The Poet's Need for Creme
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by lovingcritters on
Friday, 13th February 2004 @ 01:55:39 PM AEST
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Dear Norm,
Shucks durn Norm, I was so surprised to learn.
I hadn't even commented on your wonderful poem.
If I don't get Irish Creme soon, I may never comment ever again.
Thanking you so much for trying to help........
this truly is the end!
lovingcritters........sober as judge, that can't budge!
consue |
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