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The Snaps

Contributed by DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper on Tuesday, 3rd February 2004 @ 05:12:25 PM in AEST
Topic: Tributes

So you wanna play the snaps,
Then alright, let’s play
Let me first start off
By calling your mother gay

Let not forget that your mother is fat
Gotta mention those thunder -thighs
She’s so fat that people I know
Run around her for exercise!

She’s so ugly that you can’t tell
If she’s a boy or a girl
She so fat she floated in the ocean once
And Spain claimed her for the new world

She’s so broke she can’t pay attention
Even with nickels and dimes
The chick is so dumb she has to put lipstick on her head
Just to make up her mind!

I don’t mean to call your mama a ****
I know that is really low
But she’s like a pack of bubble gum
Five cents gets a blow!

I can do this all day
Giving the snaps a go
But for now lets get off moms
Because I just got off yours.

Copyright Â© DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper ... [ 2004-02-03 17:12:25]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: The Snaps (User Rating: 1 )
by Putteragain on Tuesday, 3rd February 2004 @ 05:20:07 PM AEST
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why does it have to be on the moms not nice but
funny funny
michelle

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