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~~~ArVaRk PaTrOL~~~
Contributed by
abnormal
on
Sunday, 1st February 2004 @ 02:01:01 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Who the heck do you think you are mister, cheif executive of the ardvark patrol or something?!
Spank my a** and make it bleed.
Call me your master the human garbanzo bean.
May I please borrow your stickyballs.
Oh fly, there is a waiter in my soup.
Reset my auto contrast my butt is green. Some one help me there is a monkey on my spleen.
Abnormal penguins fly into transparent windows.
Some one help, medieval midgets are molesting my neighbors pintos.
There is cheese and crackers coming out of the wazoo.
Fat ladies with no twinkies enter a contest and win a golden gazoo.
Glow in the dark prostitute weenies have no feeling.
Giant elephant feces came from outer space through my ceiling.
Lampshade prostitutes broke my legs.
Beans for breakfast made me smell like rotten eggs.
Tape me to my toilet and paint me pink.
Make me eat anchovies and I will lay a stink.
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Re: ~~~ArVaRk PaTrOL~~~
(User Rating: 1 ) by Stitch on
Friday, 12th March 2004 @ 09:55:04 AM AEST (User
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FASCINATING! Complete, off-the-wall, raucous fun!
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