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An Ode to Booze

Contributed by ChriszBabiie1570 on Tuesday, 27th January 2004 @ 04:58:01 PM in AEST
Topic: happypoetry



Id like another drink i think
another drink to make me pink
i think ill drink untill i stink
i'll drink untill i cant blink
perhaps ill have a shot of rye
its ot so dumb to want some rum
i'll drink and fall upon my bum
or maybe contemplate my thumb
some vodka would be very nice
or wine or maybe scotch on ice
perhaps kaluha would entrice
i'll drink it once ill drink it twice
perhaps some gin to make me grin
its not a sin to want some gin
a 26 will make me spin
and then i will begin again
i want some beer to make me cheer
hurray!!hurray!! a cheer for beer
i will not stick it in my ear
hurray!!hurray!! im here for beer
ill drink with my friends jack and ron
ill drink untill my livers gone
i'll invite sam and bud and you
and captain morgan can come too
im loaded now i have to go
my brain is working very slow
theres just one thing i need to know
where is the can? i have to go!




Copyright © ChriszBabiie1570 ... [ 2004-01-27 16:58:01]
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Re: An Ode to Booze (User Rating: 1 )
by jkpunk13 on Tuesday, 27th January 2004 @ 05:05:34 PM AEST
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cool . i know what you mean drink is great


Re: An Ode to Booze (User Rating: 1 )
by Putteragain on Tuesday, 27th January 2004 @ 05:19:16 PM AEST
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i dont even know what to say been there drank that have fun

funny funny write thanks
michelle


Re: An Ode to Booze (User Rating: 1 )
by aprillie on Tuesday, 27th January 2004 @ 08:03:45 PM AEST
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Bravo! I love it. Exactly how i feel. Fabulous.


Re: An Ode to Booze (User Rating: 1 )
by youlied on Wednesday, 28th January 2004 @ 06:38:12 PM AEST
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This poem is hilarious, and so very true...I love it!




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