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The Ultimate Blonde Wonder
Contributed by
jusmeotay
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Thursday, 22nd January 2004 @ 03:31:28 PM in AEST
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It all started out as innocent fun,
until a certain guy thought that he had won.
Little did he know he was treading dangerous water,
when he chose to tease Jenn, the ultimate blonde wonder.
Oh sure, her hair may be of a golden hue,
but popular opinion isn’t always true.
He struck with a simple, “Hey Blondie, what’s new?”
She shrugged it off and said, “Not much, you?”
But he continued to tease and taunt with a sneer.
What could she do? Should she give him something to fear?
But no, she decided, its wrong to prey on the unarmed and weak.
So she stood back and watched as his taunting grew to a peak.
Finally, he said it, just a few harsh little words.
And believe you me, he made sure that she heard.
“That’s it!”, She said, ”I’ve had enough!”
Someone needs to teach that guy that blondes can be tough!
So she cleared her throat and marched toward the beast
As she neared him he laughed, as if ready to feast.
Little did he know that great danger was on the way,
when he chose to mess with a blonde who knew just what to say.
He thought he had her with a quick and cheap crack,
but she was already there with a another comeback.
He tried again, tho it took longer this time.
The poor guy, her wit took a toll on his mind.
She whipped out another, just as he had finished.
He tried again, but her speed was unblemished.
His remarks were cheap and on unstable ground,
but she knew what she was doing and spun him around.
He began to sweat and it ran down his forehead,
as he struggled to find words to defeat what she said.
She waited patiently with a small smirk on her face,
as she watched her challenger stumble all over the place.
It was clear to see, that he regretted his words.
Stereotypes and popular opinions are often absurd.
So to all you flaxen haired beauties who are teased a ton,
remember Piglet and Jenn for it was she who won.
Copyright ©
jusmeotay
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Re: The Ultimate Blonde Wonder
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by JusMeOtay on
Thursday, 22nd January 2004 @ 03:35:51 PM AEST
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K...gotta hate it when they cut off the author notes...guess I should have listened to the warning. here's the rest.
I wrote this with much determination after becoming tired of being called a blonde. Its about this guy..*piglet*..and I...its also nice to know that I'm a petite 5'2 and he's a huge 6 foot guy who could play football. |
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Re: The Ultimate Blonde Wonder
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 22nd January 2004 @ 03:57:14 PM AEST
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| LOL!!! Power to the blondes! NICE! |
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Re: The Ultimate Blonde Wonder
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by loopylou on
Thursday, 22nd January 2004 @ 04:15:23 PM AEST
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| well i think you proved all blondes arnt dumb just by writting this great poem...this isnt just blonde power tho!...its a good example of girl power! |
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Re: The Ultimate Blonde Wonder
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by Necromant on
Thursday, 22nd January 2004 @ 04:50:08 PM AEST
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Hell yeah put that shi** in the bin. Blonds aren't dumb, at least not because they're blond heh... I really liked the poem, made me laugh as well. Go Jenn go!! Girl Power to the max!! Lol!
Anne :D (Great write!) |
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Re: The Ultimate Blonde Wonder
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by ladyfawn on
Thursday, 22nd January 2004 @ 06:12:07 PM AEST
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| roflmao! too adorable!! great poem:) hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: The Ultimate Blonde Wonder
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by lonesomerose on
Thursday, 22nd January 2004 @ 06:43:25 PM AEST
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LOL you are woman hear you roar!! As far as your size Im a tiny person also and dynamite comes in small oackages lol.This is very cute and humorous I could picture the entire scene unfolding.
michelle |
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Re: The Ultimate Blonde Wonder
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by Baronhawk on
Friday, 23rd January 2004 @ 11:21:40 AM AEST
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| Bravo to you for your most deserved victory...but I guess big dumb football playing guys is a stereotype too...how often we see the perpetuation of the blonde beauty and dumb football guys. This myth is perpetuated because of social ignorance and commercial profit in certain sectors but also by individuals who gains from these notions. Not only guys who buy into these stories but also gals who like to have this blonde bombshell persona to their personal outlook. Glamour do pay. Enough said not all blondes are dumb and also not all 6 foot footbal playing guys are ignorant savages. |
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Re: The Ultimate Blonde Wonder
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 1st February 2004 @ 11:09:51 PM AEST
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DUDE! I was THERE! I saw it all! It's true!
I just wish you would have said, "At least I have a neck."
*snirk* |
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