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You Will Get Fat
Contributed by
norm
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Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 05:43:39 PM in AEST
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After lunch I take a walk
and with my neighbors do I talk,
We talk of this, we talk of that,
We talk about how they got fat.
Did you eat a Johnny G's
There's a place that aims to please,
Breaded fish and plenty fries,
Creamed desserts for girls and guys.
Mamma Mia's quite the place,
Eat their sauce and make a face,
Meatballs ziti, meatballs plain,
Their desserts drive you insane.
Tony Roma's place for ribs,
They are great, I tell no fibs,
Take a date or eat alone,
Reserve a seat by telephone.
Sure it's good, it's pure delight,
But check your waist, it's out of sight,
Every time I see you, May
You're getting fatter by the day.
Sure I'll stop, it's not my call,
You're a big girl, after all,
All you folks are in this boat,
Plain dessert or ice cream float.
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norm
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Re: You Will Get Fat
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 06:22:04 PM AEST
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Ice Cream for me please, Norm....:>)
Jenni |
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Re: You Will Get Fat
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by Kie on
Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 06:28:47 PM AEST
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| (Laughing!) I was sort of worried I might gain if I read your poem but it was to tempting to resist. Loved your poem. Kie |
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Re: You Will Get Fat
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by lovingcritters on
Wednesday, 21st January 2004 @ 02:16:47 AM AEST
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Dear Norm,
This is just a great reminder of a poem dear friend.....that eating just never seems to end. Just think of all the money we could save away.....if only we didn't have to eat every day?
I wasn't hungry until I read you delicious poem here...all the goodies I hadn't thought of until I saw them listed near!
I don't like ice cream not even beer......but cinnamon rolls?????Oh my how I love them dear!
lovingcritters my dogs 6 do too!
consue |
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Re: You Will Get Fat
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by LOWMAN613 on
Wednesday, 21st January 2004 @ 10:45:18 AM AEST
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| LOL Well this fits for the way I feel now FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great write! Christina |
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Re: You Will Get Fat
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by Cobalt on
Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 11:42:58 PM AEST
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| You write some of the oddest yet most amusing stuff norm. |
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Re: You Will Get Fat
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 11th February 2004 @ 10:39:31 PM AEST
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| Ah, I am old now and decided life is too short not to enjoy. Give me key lime pie with lots and lots of fresh whipped cream and a cup of fresh coffee, cream and sugar please. Rita |
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