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FISHING
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 02:37:45 AM in AEST
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An elderly gentleman, and an elderly lady
were visiting at their Senior Citizen's Luncheon.
She had just lost her mate, and he his wife.
They were both lonely, and only human.
They both loved to fish, and decided to go
together the very next day!
The gentleman picked up the lady,
and they were on their way.
Headed down the river in his fishing boat,
they came to a fork, and then he asked her
"Do you want to go up or down?"
The lady jumped up, and stripped off all her clothes, and made mad passionate
love to him, with ne'r a frown!
He was absolutely amazed, and somewhat
stunned.
Best sex he'd ever had, his eyes were glazed!
So, each time they came to another fork, he
would ask her "Up or Down?"
She would strip off all of her clothes again,
for another Sex Shake-down!
The gentleman could not believe his good
fortune, and so he asked to go fishing
again the very next day!
She said yes, and when they came to another
fork, he asked the same "Up Or Down?"
She replied, "Down," he was most puzzled
and disappointed too!
At the next fork she said,
"Up how's that with you?"
This really confused him for sure, and so he
asked, "What's the deal?"
"Yesterday when I asked you, you made mad
passionate love to me for real?"
"Now today, nothing...I can't even from you steal!"
She replied, "Well, yesterday, I wasn't wearing
my hearing aid, so I thought you said,
"Pucker Up or Drown!"
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
January 19 2004
The joke was not mine...
but the poem is!
*smiles*
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
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2004-01-20 02:37:45]
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Re: FISHING
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by emystar on
Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 04:27:11 AM AEST
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Very creative, my friend.
Guess he wanted to throw hearing aide over board.
Very funny, luv it.
huggs, luv,
emy
Hope u r staying warm and healthy. |
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Re: FISHING
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by LOWMAN613 on
Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 09:20:11 AM AEST
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| This was so cute I loved reading it very refreshing to get a smile these days! Christina |
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Re: FISHING
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by Kie on
Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 01:25:01 PM AEST
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(Laughing!)
Perfect ending!
Cute, cute, cute..
Kie |
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Re: FISHING
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by shelby on
Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 04:30:39 PM AEST
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lol this is way to cute!!
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Re: FISHING
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by Wrybod on
Tuesday, 20th January 2004 @ 08:15:24 PM AEST
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Where do you get them from ConSueMate.
Now if it was me at my age I'd be more interested in the fishing...............
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Re: FISHING
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by laststarontheleft on
Thursday, 14th January 2010 @ 01:19:42 PM AEST
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Absolutely laugh out loud hilarious!!!!!
I enjoyed this immensly, thankyou for a great giggle! :D
Star x x x |
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