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The Asshead Man

Contributed by spiffyphil on Friday, 16th January 2004 @ 07:10:45 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



On carpeted terace blood soaks the carpet. A man sits on the couch casualy, "It wasn't so bad - cutting off your ass, and sewing it to your head -Im sorry all i had was a butterknife, I thoguht for sure I was wasting my life, now just wait here till the return of your wife, and i'll be leaving." The dazed man limps to the mirror, and to his own horror, his ass was sewn to his head. "Sir, forgive me for all inquiry, but upon my head so fearfully, is my ass!" Stunned at what the asshead man saw, the other man laughed with all apaul and laughed so hard that he had fall, batting his fists against the wall, and vomiting from the funny of it all. The asshead man was in all shock, why would someone do this to him? "Sir please, are you insaine, had you no regard of needle to my brain, and ontop of it all why do i feel no pain, i have an ass sewn to my head i must complain!" The other man raises himself from his groggy mess, and to the asshead man he had to confess, "Alright man, its all a trick - forgive me so for playing it, I had to see what made you tick, and toy around with a mind so thick." The man reached into his pocket pupils awide, and exposed the shrooms that induced their high - both men laugh as they realize thier trip, and the asshead man calms down for some chips and dip.




Copyright © spiffyphil ... [ 2004-01-16 19:10:45]
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Re: The Asshead Man (User Rating: 1 )
by bychristimsaved on Friday, 16th January 2004 @ 09:27:47 PM AEST
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i dont think that it's very right of you to be posting such inappropriate poems....why dont you use your good writing skills to write something productive instead?

god bless

jordan


Re: The Asshead Man (User Rating: 1 )
by spiffyphil on Saturday, 17th January 2004 @ 01:17:25 AM AEST
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Inapropriate poems? I think that its your absolute ignorance to not see the purpose behind them. I also don't belive you've read any of my other poems. If you could decipher the poem maybe you would see the moral behind it. Is it stupid? Yeah of course it is, but its stupid for a reason.

I don't expect my writings to be liked, but this poem is more than appropriate for its purpose. Wise up, smarty.


Re: The Asshead Man (User Rating: 1 )
by Cobalt on Monday, 2nd February 2004 @ 10:44:39 AM AEST
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Lol. This was hysterical. Keep it up.




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