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How to Use a Bubbala
Contributed by
norm
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Monday, 12th January 2004 @ 02:31:43 PM in AEST
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The lady next door has a bubbala,
Who plays a big brassy tubala,
He always comes on a Friday,
It's a gin and rum and a rye day.
We call him, Bernie, the stealth,
We assume he comes for his health,
He helps her shop, as a rule,
Carries packages just like a mule.
It seems there's a certain plateau
Where the thought of marriage is low,
Their understanding is great,
For Bernie will never be late.
On your pathway thru the veldt,
You lose a husband or have felt
You need a 'friend', your need is real,
You need a shiny bubbalamobile.
Wherein a Bernie, Lou or Joe,
Will come to help you when you're low,
If you're afraid that you can't find,
One of you girlfriends will not mind.
You realize they are not to wed,
They're purely there to take to bed,
If you possess a moral high,
Forget this route; stay home and cry.
Normword:Bubbala = Nice kinda guy
Normword:Bubbalamobile = His car
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norm
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Re: How to Use a Bubbala
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by Putteragain on
Monday, 12th January 2004 @ 02:58:04 PM AEST
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very funny you are
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Re: How to Use a Bubbala
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by shelby on
Monday, 12th January 2004 @ 06:17:21 PM AEST
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lol Norm your to funny you always manage to make me smile
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Re: How to Use a Bubbala
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by LOWMAN613 on
Tuesday, 13th January 2004 @ 12:24:33 AM AEST
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| LOL I needed this tonight! Thanks! Christina |
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Re: How to Use a Bubbala
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by lovingcritters on
Tuesday, 13th January 2004 @ 07:57:38 AM AEST
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Dear Norm,
this poem reminded me of you
you told me months ago, that
you would send me a friend or two
I've waited for months now, and how....
I don't care his transportation..
a cow, horse, a pig.....
Where is he Norm....you promised....
i need him now!
teehee
this was very funny indeed!
consue your partner in haiku! |
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