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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORM!

Contributed by Cobalt on Saturday, 10th January 2004 @ 12:12:25 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Norm.
He is a man.
At '28'.
He was never normal.
We know this man
for his great deeds.
He helped to eradicate
them darn dinosaurs.
He helped to raise
the mighty pyramids.
He walked
with the christ child.
He signed the constitution.
He joined a poetry website.
For all these things
and many more.
Today we celebrate
this man named norm.
(Even though he
was never normal)
Happy birthday Norm!
(Wow Norm lived
quite a life being only
'28'?????)
See I told you he wasn't normal...




Copyright © Cobalt ... [ 2004-01-10 12:12:25]
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORM! (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Saturday, 10th January 2004 @ 12:31:36 PM AEST
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Boy, he's better than Superman, Cobalt...
he packed a lot of living into all those years!
I think this is one of the funniest, and most creative writes I've ever seen. Norm is going ot love it after he expells all his fears!
Wonderfully funny!
ConSue


Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORM! (User Rating: 1 )
by norm on Saturday, 10th January 2004 @ 12:38:02 PM AEST
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What you said I did, I did,
because my strength is tensile,
I must admit the constitution,
I only signed in pencil...


Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORM! (User Rating: 1 )
by MoonlitAngel on Monday, 12th January 2004 @ 12:40:21 AM AEST
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Hehehe... very cute. Nice to know you're still capable of writing something other than porn. LOL.

~ Moonlit


Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORM! (User Rating: 1 )
by Menelaus on Friday, 16th January 2004 @ 08:05:21 AM AEST
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HAd a good laugh. Thanks for joining your-poetry.com, Cobalt.


Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORM! (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Sunday, 25th January 2004 @ 08:08:46 AM AEST
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Very creative!
Luv it.
huggs, luv,
emy




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