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GURGEON SENERAL
Contributed by
Robert_Edgar_Burns
on
Saturday, 31st August 2002 @ 09:06:38 AM in AEST
Topic:
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I am the Gurgeon Seneral.
Perhaps you know my name?
I’m sure you’ve seen my labels.
But they are getting lame.
I think that I shall change them.
No this is not a joke.
So I will have to ponder it,
Just as soon as I have a smoke.
The label will most probably read,
“Warning, If you smoke this weed,
You’ll need a special room to meet,
Every time you smoke and eat.”
And if that makes you cough and hack,
Then you should go buy another pack.
For if you don’t light another,
Then my dear you’ll smother!
Sometimes smoke can make me smell dirty.
Believe me it’s not purty.
If you say anything, I might take a swing.
And then you could get hurty!
Don’t tell me my habit is buggy.
Cause then I could get ugly.
If you stare at me there,
Then I might just swear,
And with you I could get sluggy.
TO; THE HACK PACK!
robertburns2@mac.com
Homepage.mac.com/RobertBurns2
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Re: GURGEON SENERAL
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Saturday, 31st August 2002 @ 09:43:33 AM AEST
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Lol...thanks for the laugh...serious business tho'.
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Re: GURGEON SENERAL
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by Mystery_Girl on
Saturday, 31st August 2002 @ 01:23:51 PM AEST
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| ROFL...............made me laugh again......:-) |
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