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Does Anyone Know Henry?
Contributed by
norm
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Sunday, 4th January 2004 @ 12:31:05 PM in AEST
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Henry, Henry, may I ask you, why you've come so late at night?
Know, dear Henry, now I found out, we shall have an awful fight.
You think I need a man so badly, I'll forget what's wrong or right?
That you took my sister, Henry, then you went out for a bite!
That's not all, my dear, dear Henry, my other sister, she you grabbed,
Wooed her till she knew from nothing, this I found out when she blabbed.
Took her car and wrecked it, Henry, made her pay when both you cabbed,
Came in after two, dear Henry, told me both of you were nabbed.
Dinnerware of silver, missing, missing from the sweet au pair,
Roue, roue, caught you kissing, that poor dumb girl in underwear.
Deny it, never! What you're saying is that you were never there,
Do you take me for a dunder, All these wrongs, I not dispair?
Doctor! Doctor! are you saying, I made this all up in my mind?
There is no Henry, I have no sisters, nothing happened of this kind.
Tell me, doctor, why I'm pregnent, with a check that Henry signed?
I'm a man and I'm not pregnent, I must leave those thoughts behind.
To women who have read this treatice, If Henry shows, let me know,
I'd like to tell him what I think, that dirty, rotton so and so.
The doctor right, the doctor wrong, he is an able Joe,
How Henry fooled him is amazing, I think it's time for me to go.
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Re: Does Anyone Know Henry?
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by desertwispers on
Sunday, 4th January 2004 @ 04:15:50 PM AEST
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witty write Norm love it
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Re: Does Anyone Know Henry?
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by lovingcritters on
Sunday, 4th January 2004 @ 05:53:37 PM AEST
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HILARIOUS NORM....
I don't know Henry, but if you see him again.
Could you please give him my address please.
I haven't seen a good man like that in all my days.
A romantic man, a man with courage, a man with daze.
Please Norm..send him my way....I'll tame his ways! I'm a Wyoming Cowgirl...we have our ways!!!!
Was a very very very funny poem.
Made me laugh even still....
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Re: Does Anyone Know Henry?
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by Stitch on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 08:00:48 AM AEST
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Goodness you had fun with this one. What were you drinking? Or was it all a dream? You are quite the creative one, Norm. Enjoyable as always. Smiling.
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