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New Year's Revolution
Contributed by
norm
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Friday, 2nd January 2004 @ 02:40:25 PM in AEST
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Kindly miss, please hold my back,
Of warmth and love there is a lack,
My wife has fallen off the track,
Around the bend, she's on attack.
It happened New Year's Eve, you see,
Too much vodka, reverie,
She told me then, she had a he,
A better guy than little me.
Tell me what I aught to paw,
Hold me tighter while we jaw,
We'll form a plan two, o, o, four,
Make sure it's legal, check the law.
I'll give her house and car and fish,
A Capo De Monte serving dish,
I'll ask her if she has a wish,
From anything to heated knish.
I must protest, she had her fun,
For you and I, it's time to run,
We'll set a path for life home-spun
We'll build a barn and doggie run.
How many twos combine with booze
They meet each other, start to snooze,
They get together, no one rues,
Even kids who else cares whose?
A little fast, it may not last,
It all depends who's in the cast,
Don't be surprised, don't be aghast,
I will not tie you to a mast.
So, hold me tight, all thru the night,
We'll marry later, when we feel right,
As long as SHE gets out of sight,
Leaves us be and does not fight.
Our chances are, as good by far,
As any other, without a mar,
If life's a game, we're hitting par,
Or, get a genie from a jar.
Tell the fake we're due a break,
Get a wish for winner's stake,
I can see, you take the cake,
A life together we can make.
Hang on the hook, I have to look,
You ARE the wife that I foresook,
There's no one else, by gosh, gadzook,
A pure mistake that I mistook.
Listen here, there's no more beer,
If you will wait, my head will clear,
I then will wish you happy cheer,
I love you, dear, for one more year.
Copyright ©
norm
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2004-01-02 14:40:25]
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Re: New Year's Revolution
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Friday, 2nd January 2004 @ 03:05:46 PM AEST
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Nice wtite, Norm..thanks for the smiles...
Jenni |
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Re: New Year's Revolution
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by emystar on
Friday, 2nd January 2004 @ 03:39:32 PM AEST
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Yeah, me 2 thanks for the smiles.
Good work!
peace, joy , luv-n-getting sober,
emy |
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Re: New Year's Revolution
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by loopylou on
Friday, 2nd January 2004 @ 04:51:12 PM AEST
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| lol what a great example of a mistake people make so often! i think their must be a moral behind it! anyways im trully glad it all turned out well for you |
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Re: New Year's Revolution
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by lovingcritters on
Friday, 2nd January 2004 @ 10:04:06 PM AEST
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Dear friend Norm.
What a wonderful poem of revolution.
Is this your last poem before you enter the institution?
I surmise, without any eyes...you're in a lot of trouble.
Lay off the beer....for another year....or get a double!
Lots of laughs....thanks norm
ConSue |
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Re: New Year's Revolution
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by venkat on
Saturday, 3rd January 2004 @ 12:55:13 AM AEST
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| Its a nice read..go on with revolution..a happy new year to you and yours. venkat. |
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