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Female Accountancy
Contributed by
wrybod
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Thursday, 1st January 2004 @ 12:34:43 PM in AEST
Topic:
Lifepoems
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Chapter 1 The joint account.......
"What's this ninety pounds here on our statement?"
"You said I could have a new dress!"
"I didn't agree to a fortune!"
"One cannot look decent for less!"
"It's a hell of a price for one item!"
"Ah well, there's the jacket as well,
it could have been much more expensive,
I saved you five pounds truth to tell".
"The one I liked best was more pricey,
one hundred and twenty the set.
I went for this one to save money
and a fine lot of thanks that I get!"
"The way you buy clothes is a racket!"
"You can't say my spending's depraved,
the twenty five pounds for the jacket
came out of the thirty I saved!"
Chapter 2 Budgeting.............
"I picked up your prescription
and you owed for cleansing cream".
"I can't pay you 'till Tuesday".
(Oh well, a man can dream)
"The bathroom's full of bottles
buying more is just insane!"
"If I didn't look my best
you'ld be the first one to complain".
"It's not only your make up
there's your diet food, your hair......"
"My trim and set's essential
and not every week, be fair....
it's the only style that suits me
and it's not a big ammount.....
I go without to pay for it
SO THERE! it doesn't count!"
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wrybod
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Re: Female Accountancy
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by bernard on
Thursday, 1st January 2004 @ 01:08:22 PM AEST
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| I like this one very much it shows a keen sense of humour. My wife has her own account so I have no reason to complain. Smiles from bern. |
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Re: Female Accountancy
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Thursday, 1st January 2004 @ 02:15:18 PM AEST
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Hahaha...good write....
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Re: Female Accountancy
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by shelby on
Thursday, 1st January 2004 @ 02:57:59 PM AEST
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cute very cute!! Loved it
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Re: Female Accountancy
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by lovingcritters on
Thursday, 1st January 2004 @ 07:27:23 PM AEST
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Bob, this was really funny, but honest to real life!
It really does saves nerves and marriages to have your own account, without strife!
I really loved this poem....just could see it happening....for men will never understand we woman....we want to be beautiful for our husbands....wonder what they would do...if we looked like them? *smiles*
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Re: Female Accountancy
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by Merry on
Thursday, 8th January 2004 @ 04:00:27 PM AEST
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oh you do make me laugh - you have such a way of turning things around. very clever write.
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Re: Female Accountancy
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by ladyfawn on
Sunday, 18th January 2004 @ 08:03:33 AM AEST
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| roflmao!! hugs n' love nessa |
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