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The School Secretary
Contributed by
jonteD
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Monday, 22nd December 2003 @ 04:10:28 PM in AEST
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Mrs Jones, it's Jane from the school,
No, nothing to worry about, well not much at all,
Those few spots on Johnny we talked about,
They're all over his body, beginning to sprout.
It's the school, sorry to disturb you,
But dear little Michael has been playing with glue,
Fret not it's not head to toes,
Just got two fingers stuck up his girlfriend's nose.
A bit of advice on bring and show,
It's none of my business I know,
But rather than Playboy full page spread,
In future can Nigel bring teddy bear instead?
It's the school secretary here my love,
Good news, we've located Samantha's glove,
In the end it turned into farce,
Some poor kid had it stuffed up his - no don't laugh!
Yes Mr Page be full of cheer,
But go easy, celebrate small beer,
Little Lucy isn't that bright,
It's taken us years to get her to spell her name right.
Bad news, he's broken his nose,
Tough school, that's how it goes,
Yes, I appreciate that he's the head,
But if he fondles my breasts again, he's dead!
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jonteD
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Re: The School Secretary
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Monday, 22nd December 2003 @ 04:16:01 PM AEST
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Lmao!! Thanks for reposting this, Jon.. I don't think I ever told you, but it's my 2nd favourite of yours...
Right now, I really need the smiles that this brought to me..
Luv and hugs,
Little Lady... |
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Re: The School Secretary
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by Kie on
Tuesday, 23rd December 2003 @ 12:15:04 PM AEST
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This was just to cute! Big smile here, really liked this one...
Kie |
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Re: The School Secretary
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by Wrybod on
Tuesday, 30th December 2003 @ 01:13:22 PM AEST
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Made my day
bob |
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Re: The School Secretary
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Re: The School Secretary
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by pooper on
Wednesday, 28th July 2010 @ 08:03:21 AM AEST
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School days good old golden rule days.
Made me think of the idiot things that happened those years ago. |
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Re: The School Secretary
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by nachi1981 on
Sunday, 20th February 2011 @ 07:35:17 PM AEST
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| Celebrate small beer! bahaha...Funny poem! |
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