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I QUIT AND PICKLE SPIT!

Contributed by Robert_Edgar_Burns on Thursday, 29th August 2002 @ 07:45:09 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I quit picking my nose,
And Q-Tips in my ear.
And I know that I can live without
Those wedgies in my rear.

I also want to stop the time,
And quit having my birthdays.
But if it means a lot to you,
Then I just have to say,
Go ahead! Have Your Day !
And many, many more!

I wish I was a cucumber
So I could be a pickle.
And I’d like to be a sour one,
So you’ll pucker up and trickle.

A bobbie pin for my ear,
While I’m eating a pickle spear.
I must not pick, what I used to lick,
And those wedgies, well who knows?

ANYWAY HAVE A HAPPY DAY!

rob.burns2@verizon.net
homepage.mac.com/robertburns2/…

Copyright Â© Robert_Edgar_Burns ... [ 2002-08-29 19:45:09]
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Re: I QUIT AND PICKLE SPIT! (User Rating: 1 )
by Mystery_Girl on Thursday, 29th August 2002 @ 08:05:57 PM AEST
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Rofl.......funny stuff......:-)

Re: I QUIT AND PICKLE SPIT! (User Rating: 1 )
by Lia on Thursday, 29th August 2002 @ 11:23:59 PM AEST
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I soooo busted out laughing after reading this and I havent' stopped!!! This is soooo funny and let's not forget also well written!! I love when people put humor into their poems. I must read this again..I need to continue to laugh...I love love love this!!!

Re: I QUIT AND PICKLE SPIT! (User Rating: 1 )
by chatabox on Friday, 30th August 2002 @ 01:13:17 AM AEST
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hahahahaha..thats all I can say!

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